Funny Urdu SMS Collection - Page 15

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kya ap jante hain ap ki kitni hain

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tangain yar or kya.

b positive yar.
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techr:
bijli kahan se ati hai?
stdnt
mere mamoo k gharse!
tech:
who kese?
stdnt
Jab bijli jati he to mere
papa kehte hen,
"saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"
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Ek pathan khana kha rha tha








kya ab wo khana b na khaye kya
jan lelo pathano ki
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Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.

jiska name tha "KUCH KUCH"

nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag giya wo nangi uske piche bhagne lagi.

Raste me 1 Phatan mila wo us se boli Khan Sahb ap ne mera KUCH KUCH deka.

Phatan: Wai Qurban hum ne to tumhara sab kuch deka.

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"Acha silla dia to ne mere piyar ka"
"Yar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka"

Remix by FARAAZ

"Acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka"
"Naap liya mere sey dia mere dia mere baap ka"
*H*U*S*B*
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Larkey Wale:
ap ki beti kuch karti he?.
Larki wale:
Haan MASHA ALLAH rozana 5 rupe mein 500 sms karti he.
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Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehan he keh doon.
Ladki: bolo
Phatan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.
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Din Dhal Gaya Or Raat Agai

Wah Wah

Din Dhal gaya Or Raat Agai









Kamine Bher Ja Kar Dekh Teri Behn Ki Barat Agai.
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1 Girl:
Muje to esa Larka Chayehi jo.
Naik
Handsum
Inteligent
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
ho.
2nd Girl. Shut up.
"A. Muqeet" Sirf Mera he...
;-)
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Jab Load Shedding ho Out of Control.
Khirki Darwaze Khol.
...
Khirki Darwaze Khol.
...
Chnada mama ko bol
All is Well
WAPDA KIA JAANE
Student KA kia ho ga??
Revision kare ya Paseene mein Khuwar ho ga??

to mom bati jla, Generatot Chal ya
U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaya all is well.....