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Bob calls in to his job: "Hey, boss I"m not coming to work today. I"m really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I"m not coming into work." The boss says:"You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that." 2 hours later Bob calls:
"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I"ll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house."