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Vani: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.
Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai |
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Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.
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Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai.... |
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Do u know y God created gaps between fingers??
Nooooooo!!
BCZ
Sumone will come in ur life,,,hold ur hand & slowly say
"Le Cigratte te sutta laga" |
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Maut k baad yaad aa raha hai koi..
cigrate meri kaber par jala rahahai koi..
yaa rab..! 2 pal ki mohalat aur de de mujay.
Akelay Akelay suttay laga raha hai koi. |
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ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi,
yaad ko mitane k liye hum ne cigerate jalayi.
cigirate ne bhi kya kudrat dikhayi,
dhuwe ne aap ki tasweer banayi. |
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Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!. |
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Cigrate ek lanat hai
jo hamare nojawano ko tabah kar rahi hai.
Aao mil k is lanat ko khatam karien.
1 packet tum khatam karo
1 packet hum khatam kartay hain. |
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