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If you hate me, i love you too. It aint my fault im better than you
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No guts, no glory, no brain, same story.
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When money talks, the criminal walks.
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I"m not getting older...I"m getting bitter.
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Hi-ho, hi-ho, it"s hand grenades I throw.
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I"m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
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I"m as confused as a termite in a yo-yo.
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I don"t suffer from stress. I"m a carrier.
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INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)
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Is it time for your medication or mine?
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