Latest Short Messages Additions - Page 288
Posted By :
yash ram bharti
Category :
Diwali SMS
Rating :
One day without u makes for me funnn
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Five days without u makes me fight...
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Six days without u makes me sad
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Seven days without u makes me weak
Eight dys witout u will make me hate u ..
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Ten days witout u will make me tempted....
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There4 dis diwali I will hv
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Funnn
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I will like to fight wit u...
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I will b vry sad.
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I will b vry weak
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I will hate u
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I will b tempted on u
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But on the 11 day i will fell vry gud bcoz
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DiwALI k chutiya khatam ho jaenge .
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So hpy diwali fr u n vr sad fr me.......
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Posted By :
Sadiq
Category :
Islamic SMS
Rating :
Quran Pak
Ay eyman walo jab namaz ko khare hona chaho toh apna mouh dhow
aur kohniyon tak hath aur saroon ka masah kro aur ghutno tak pahon dhow
aur agar tumay nahane ki hajat ho toh Khub suthre ho lo
aur agar tum bemar ya safar main ho ya tum main kohi qazahye hajat say aaya
ya tum ny ourtoon say subat ki aur un sortoon main pani na paya toh pak miti
say taheham kro toh apne mouh aur hathon ka is say masah kro
Allah Pak nahin chahta K tum par kuch tangi rakhe haan yeh chahta hai K tumay
khub suthra krde aur apni nemat tum par pori krde K kahen tum aasaan mano.
(Surat Al-Ma'idah)
(aayat 6)
(parah 6)
Posted By :
govind
Category :
Diwali SMS
Rating :
dhanteras,chhoti diwali,badi diwali,bhaiya dooj,govardhan pooja ki dher sari subhkamnaye.enjoy diwali.safe diwali.
Posted By :
Harsh
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Ek teacher ne ek ladke se pucha:agar tumhare paas chaar toffee hain!unmse se maine do le lee to tumhare pas kiti toffee bachengi?
Baccha bola:chaar
Teacher:vo kaise
Baccha bola:main thodi na bevkoof hoon jo do toffee ap ko de dunga.
Posted By :
suniltanwar
Category :
Good Morning SMS
Rating :
Teri Baho Me Simatne Ki Chahat Hai,
Tere Sath Lipatne Ki Chahat Hai,
Khuda Ko Ek Nazar Dekhne ke Baad,
Tujh Par Mar Mitne Ki Chahat Hai,
Tere Sath Guzara Har Lamha,
Apne Har Pal Tere Sath Rehne Ki Aadat Ho Gayi.
Posted By :
khan
Category :
Decent SMS
Rating :
TAB""TuM""LOT
""AANA
Jab mosum piyara lagta ho
Jb nelay badal chaye hon
Jb rim jhim rim jhim barish ho
Jb thora thora sawan ho
Jb Dil kahin na lagta ho
Aur dard B dil me jagta ho
Jb koi tmhare pas na ho
Jb khushi ki koi as na ho
Jb dil ko lagti koi bat na ho
Jb saary tum ko chor jaen
Jb taary sath B chor jaen
Aur koi tumhen na bhata ho
Tub dhop kenary mut chalna"
Tum pass hamary"LOT" ana
Tum pas hamary"LOT" ana.
Posted By :
SAMI
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Aik larka larki se! I love u
larki! But i hate you
larka choro laraei ko koei aur hal nikalty hain drmiyan se 2nu.
Larki yeh nhein ho skta kyoo k drmiyan main tow diwar g.ai.
Posted By :
Aleena
Category :
Break Up SMS
Rating :
Usay Paana,Usay Khona,Ussi Ke Hijr Mai Rona
Yehi Ger Ishq Hai Afi,To Hum Tanha He Achy Hain!
Posted By :
bobby
Category :
Friendship SMS
Rating :
1st frnd:- dekh maine new mobile liya
hai...
2nd frnd:- waah, chal party de.. me
tujhe gift dunga...
shaam ko wo hotel gaye (aftr dinner)
2nd frnd:- tumne hotel me khane ka
intzam kaise kiya.???
1frnd:- mobile bech ke yaar....teri
khushi se badhkar thodi na kuch hai...
2nd frnd:- saale mujhe pta tha,, tu aisa
hi karega,, isliye maine tera becha hua
mobile us dukan se le liya tha.... le tera
gift!!!
"zindagi me dost nahi,,, dosto me zindagi
hai""
BE FOREVER MY FRIEND............
Posted By :
Basit Mehmood
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Aik larka larki se! I love u
larki! But i hate you
larka choro laraei ko koei aur hal nikalty hain drmiyan se 2nu.
Larki yeh nhein ho skta kyoo k drmiyan main tow diwar g.ai.