Latest Short Messages Additions - Page 605
Posted By :
Narendra bind
Category :
Insulting SMS
Rating :
Tumhe dekh k aira lgta he k
insan pehele bandar tha
dekho gussa mat hona
warna, aisa lgta he k
insan aaj b bandar he.
Posted By :
jjkfjf
Category :
Funny SMS
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
Posted By :
saba
Category :
Funny Urdu SMS
Rating :
Ek banda majid me ja k elaan kya k yaha koi bhut bara AAlim Hai???
Ek Buzrig Ne kha k Han Me Hn us bande ne buzrig k peron me talvaar se bakri zabah krdi or phr se masjid me ja ky alaan kya k or koi aalim he (talaar se khoon tapak rha tha) ek admi ne kha k haan molvi sahab hn molvi sahab ne kha Allah ki kasam me aalim nahe hn me to padoss me cable theek krne aaya hn:)
Posted By :
Saba
Category :
Funny Urdu SMS
Rating :
pathan samandr k kinare ja rha tha to ek barri si lehr aye and wo samundar k beechun beech chala gaya us k hath me machli aye or ussne machli ko bahr phek k kaha " ja tu apni jaan bacha hamara Allah malik hai" :))
Posted By :
Nasir
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
“PPP Govt K 04 Years”
(May.2008 to Dec.2011)
Aata:13-38
Sugar:21-70
Cooking Oil:90-190
Milk:25-66
Petrol 56-1-103
Diesel:39-99
Bike:45,000-65,000
Ac:25,000-42,000
US :60-90
G.S.T:15%-25%
Taxt Call & SMS
15%-21%
Load Shedding:
30%-150%
Bijli Unit:2.13-9.38
Gold:17,000-62000
Awam mar gai par
“BIBI”
OR
“BHUTTO”
Aaj B Zinda hain…
Posted By :
Aabid
Category :
Love SMS
Rating :
Pyar kya hai hamne kabhi jana na tha,
Aapki ek ada ne hame majbur kar diya,
A@d"
Posted By :
yash bharti
Category :
Other SMS
Rating :
sucide is only a way.........
..... to tell god.......
that u can't fire me..
.... because...
I QUIT!!!!!
Posted By :
Mubassir_A_Gran
Category :
Sad SMS
Rating :
Har Dard Say Bara Hai Dard_e_judai
MOHSIN........................
Ek Lamha Jeenay K Leye So Baar marna Parta hay
Posted By :
MONI
Category :
Islamic SMS
Rating :
"Zndgi ki Asal khoobsurti
ye nahin k tum kitne khush ho,
balke zindgi ki asal khoobsurti
to ye h k doosre tum se kitna khush hain"
Imam ALI (a.s)
Posted By :
BILAL KHAN
Category :
Urdu Poetry SMS
Rating :
ZINDAGI TASVEER bhi hai aur TAKDEER bhi
Fark to Rango ka hai
Man-chahe rango se bane to TASVEER hai
aur
Anjane rango se bane to TAKDEER hai..