Latest Short Messages Additions - Page 658
Posted By :
Adak sudeep
Category :
Adult SMS
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Boy :- i love u. girl :- i dnt luv u. boy :- r u sure. girl :- yeah! Boy :- waiter bring bill for me alone. girl :- a a i luv u 2.
Posted By :
Prathmesh
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Wife: I am Pregnant.
Santa: Par main to england me tha
Wife: Aapki photo thi na
Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi..
Posted By :
Pk
Category :
Sardar Joke SMS
Rating :
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!
Posted By :
atiq
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Muje awaz de lena
Kabi icecream lao to
Kabi murghi pkao to
Mujhe awaz de lena
wallet men maal ziada ho
Jo shopping ka irada ho
Muje awaz de lena
Tumhare dress unfit ho
Make up ki extra kit ho
Mujhe awaz de lenaKabi concert pe jana ho
Kahin hular mchana ho
Zra na tm sharmana
Zra na tm ghabrana
Muje awaz de len
;-D
Posted By :
nikhil
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Teacher: A,B,C se shuru hone wala ek sentence
batao..
Student: Sir. .??
Teacher: Batao ghabraao nahin..
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Student: 'A'apki 'B'eti 'C'haahiye.. :P
Posted By :
ADEEL AFTAB
Category :
Love SMS
Rating :
Koi ankho ankho mein bat ker leta hai,
Koi baton baton mein mulakat ker leta hai,
Bahut mushkil hai jawab dena
Jab koi khamosh reh ker sawal ker leta hai.
Posted By :
ADEEL AFTAB
Category :
Love SMS
Rating :
Meri zindagi ko aik tamasha bana diya os nay,
bahri mehfil may tanha bita diya os nay,
aesi kya thi nafrat os ko es masoom dil say,
khusiya chura kr gham ta(…)ha
main khak may mila diya os nay,
kisi ko yaad karna tu os ki fitrat may shamil nahi,
hawa ka jonkha samj kr bula diya os nay,,
Posted By :
ADEEL AFTAB
Category :
Love SMS
Rating :
Palko ke kinare humne bhigoye hi nahi,
woh sochte hai hum roye hi nahi,
woh puchte hai khwabon me kise dekhte ho,
hum hai ki ek umr se soye hi nahi...
Posted By :
ADEEL AFTAB
Category :
Love SMS
Rating :
Na misaal milegi tere husn ki iss kaynaat main,
tu itni kasis bhari khoobsurti kahain se layi hai,
labo hain maykhane aur ankhain chalakte pamane,
aye khuda jaane aaj kis kis ki shamat aye hai.
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Posted By :
ADEEL AFTAB
Category :
Love SMS
Rating :
Gam-e-ulfat main hum had se gujar gaye,
ki unke isqe main hum deewane ban gaye,
humne to sunai thi apni daastain-e-dil unko,
vo zalim samjhe gazal aur wah wah kar gaye
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