Latest Short Messages Additions - Page 701
Posted By :
mian azam latif
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Jao Gi
'Mujh Se Bichro Gi Tu
Badnaam Ho Jao Gi.
Saudagaron K Haathon
Nelaam Ho Jao Gi.
Main Sari Raat Haathon
Me Phool Liay Betha Raha,
Mujhe Ye Khabar Na Thi
K Ek Din Bewafa Ho Jao
Gi.
Ye Mohabbat Ka Khail
Tumhary Bus Me Nahi.
Agar Khailo Gi Tu Yun
Hi Haar Jao Gi.
Kaantay Thay Meri Raah
Me Har Dam.
Agar Main Chalon Tu
Tum Khafa Ho Jao Gi.
Ek Din Faaqeer Rotay
Rotay Ye Keh Gaya
Zafar ko.
Jis Se Tum Pyar Karty
Ho Wo Aik Din Bewafa
Ho jayGi.
Posted By :
ali
Category :
Poems SMS
Rating :
Tera Hijar Bara Bad Zaat Sajan
Mer Perd gaey sab Jal
Mery sookh gaey sab Phal
Mery sapny ho gaey Shal
Koi bhej dukhon ka Hal
Mery ujar gaey sab Shehar
Meri Rag Rag ander Zehar
Mery Dil k ander Thal
Meri Ankhoon main Barsat
Tera Hijar Bara Bad Zaat
Main phiri bohat ghar ghar
Koi khula mila na Dar
Abi urti or Magar
Mery zakhmi ho gaey Par
Mery kaly huy Naseeb
Mery hissy aai Saleeb
Mery Dil se na jaey Dar
Mery Sar se katy na Raat
Tera Hijar Bara Bad Zaat
Jab bdal gaey Halat
Lagi qadam qadam pe Ghat
Her simt bikhar gaey Paat
Ham malty reh gaey Hath
Teri khatir badli Zaat
Kiya soraj ko bhi Raat
Tera Hijar Bara Bad Zaat
Tera Hijar Bara Bad Zaat Sajan
Tera Hijar Bara Bad Zaat .
Posted By :
javed
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
+ /\ +
"____//\\____"+*
"*\\ good //*"
// Night \\"+"
+"""\\//""*"+
¤\/ ¤.
*
Posted By :
amer
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Zindagi k Har MOor Pe Sonehri Yaado'n ka Aehsas rehnay do....
Suror Dil may or Methas Zuban pe Rehnay do...
Yahi Falsafa hai Jeenay ka....!
Na Rahoo Uddas na Kisi ko Uddas Rehnay do...
Read more: http://www.forumpakistan.com/sad-love-sms-t5002.html#ixzz1vuBchXSx
Posted By :
Sajid
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
Posted By :
Ali
Category :
Students Exams SMS
Rating :
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
Posted By :
manoj
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Imagine, agar ye companies CONDOMS banaye to...Pepsodent Condom:"Raat bhar dishumdishum!..."Colgate Condom:"Ye hai hamara suraksha chakra!"Nokia Condom:"Connecting people!"
MRF Condom:"Extra Rubber, Extra Mileage!"
Moov Condom:"aaAh se Ahaa tak!"
Mirinda Condom:"Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage!"
Godrej Hair Dye Condom:Kaato,kholo,lagao!
Sprite Condom:"Bujhaye only Pyaas! Baki sab bakwaas!"TataSky Condom:"Isko laga daala,toh life Jhingalala...!"
Posted By :
sb
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha,
Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh!
Phir dobara ek Angrez guzra aur us ne bhi yehi poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar Ghussay se:
No, I am Ranjeet Singh!!
Aur yeh keh k uth gaya aur apne se kuch door Laitay huwe Angrez se bola:
Are u relaxing?
Angrez: Yes, I am relaxing.
Sardar:Thapar mar k, Kaminay tu Idher Leta hay, wahan tujhy itny log Dhondh Rahe hain
Posted By :
RAGHAVENDRA
Category :
Friendship SMS
Rating :
Speak in such a way that others love to listen to you..
Listen in such a way that others love to speak to you..
Posted By :
RAGHAVENDRA
Category :
Other SMS
Rating :
People say.
A gud heart always be happy But the fact is gud heart most of the times get hurted very badly bcoz of expectng only gud things from others.