Adult SMS Collection - Page 15
Posted By :
Riaz
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Tumhara naam Likhne ki Mujhe Aadat Pari Aisi...
Jahan Hon Dastakhat Karne Tumhara Naam Likhta H0n...
Posted By :
Raams
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Na teer main na talwar main rani maza hei teri salwar main,Teer kya marte ho talwar mardo sacha pyar kartiho to salwar utar do
Posted By :
JAI THE LOVE GURU
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Wife: aji utho !
Mar gaye kya?
Husband : kya hua?
Wife: billi doodh pi gayi,
Husband : teri maa ki chut.......
Tujhse kitnj bar kaha h BLOUSE pahan kar soya kar.....
Posted By :
SRK
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
pragnant lady ko dekh kr ek ldki boli lgta h makaan ban gya h kirayedar b a gye h pragnant lady-mistri khali h tere ghar bhej du kya
Posted By :
Lucky
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
**/\****/\****/\****
***\/****\/****\/****
***||****||****||******
***||****||****||******
**(-----------------)*****
**(-------Happy------)***
***(-----Birth-day----)***
***(______________)***
Posted By :
Umair
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Sardar ki Maa Sardar Se:
"Uth Ja, Wekh Soraj Kadon da nikal Aya Ae.
Sardar:
"Te ki hoya Amma..
O Sonda v te Magrib ton Pellaan Ay.
G Morning
eCOOL MIND e
Posted By :
awais
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Mujhe Kaamil Yaqeen Hai Tum Meri Ho Jao Gi Aik Din
Tumhare Dil Mai Utroon Ga, Muhabbat Ki Sada Ban Ker
Mere Josh-e-Janoon Per Sari Khalqat Mujh Ko Takti Hai
Zara Tum Bhi Nazar Dalo, Na Bhetho Yun Khuda Ban Ker
Tumhein Yeh Raaz Batla Doon, Ke Akser Chaand Ratoon Main
Tere Aangan Mai Aata Hoon Sitaron Ki Zaya Ban Ker
Posted By :
erum
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Pyar K Phool Kabhi Murjaya Nahi Kartay
Hanstay Chehro Ko Rulaya Nahi Kartay
Jin Ki Sans Chalti Ho Apkay Dedar Se
Unhay Khafa Hokar Sataya Nahi Kartay..
Posted By :
M Latif
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
HAPPY Independence day to all
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Itna Hum Ko hia YaKeeN
anKH uTHa Ker deKh Lay
iTnA kISi MAIn Dum nahi
MAY YOU PROGRESS AND STAYS ON THe FaCe Of THiS PLanEt TiLL
tHe eNd oF THiS wOrLd
Ameen
Posted By :
naveed
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
What is a kiss?
In view of
Geometry:
"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....
PHYSICS:
"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...