Adult SMS Collection - Page 19
Posted By :
Lucky
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
**/\****/\****/\****
***\/****\/****\/****
***||****||****||******
***||****||****||******
**(-----------------)*****
**(-------Happy------)***
***(-----Birth-day----)***
***(______________)***
Posted By :
Umair
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Sardar ki Maa Sardar Se:
"Uth Ja, Wekh Soraj Kadon da nikal Aya Ae.
Sardar:
"Te ki hoya Amma..
O Sonda v te Magrib ton Pellaan Ay.
G Morning
eCOOL MIND e
Posted By :
awais
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Mujhe Kaamil Yaqeen Hai Tum Meri Ho Jao Gi Aik Din
Tumhare Dil Mai Utroon Ga, Muhabbat Ki Sada Ban Ker
Mere Josh-e-Janoon Per Sari Khalqat Mujh Ko Takti Hai
Zara Tum Bhi Nazar Dalo, Na Bhetho Yun Khuda Ban Ker
Tumhein Yeh Raaz Batla Doon, Ke Akser Chaand Ratoon Main
Tere Aangan Mai Aata Hoon Sitaron Ki Zaya Ban Ker
Posted By :
erum
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Pyar K Phool Kabhi Murjaya Nahi Kartay
Hanstay Chehro Ko Rulaya Nahi Kartay
Jin Ki Sans Chalti Ho Apkay Dedar Se
Unhay Khafa Hokar Sataya Nahi Kartay..
Posted By :
M Latif
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
HAPPY Independence day to all
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Itna Hum Ko hia YaKeeN
anKH uTHa Ker deKh Lay
iTnA kISi MAIn Dum nahi
MAY YOU PROGRESS AND STAYS ON THe FaCe Of THiS PLanEt TiLL
tHe eNd oF THiS wOrLd
Ameen
Posted By :
naveed
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
What is a kiss?
In view of
Geometry:
"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....
PHYSICS:
"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...
Posted By :
DAUDA YUSUF OLATUNJI
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
D REWARDS OF THIS BLESSING MONTH OF RAMADAN WILL NOT EXCLUDE U & UR FAMILY, AS U ARE JOINING THOUSANDS OF MUSLIMS WHO BEGINS ITS SPIRITUAL ACTIVITIES. HAPPIEST RAMADAN KAREEM!
""ALL ""
"" 4GOD""
Posted By :
fareha
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
+ /\ +
"____//\\____"+*
"*\\ good //*"
// Night \\"+"
+"""\\//""*"+
¤\/ ¤.
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have a sweeetest nightt..
Posted By :
Nasir
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
“PPP Govt K 04 Years”
(May.2008 to Dec.2011)
Aata:13-38
Sugar:21-70
Cooking Oil:90-190
Milk:25-66
Petrol 56-1-103
Diesel:39-99
Bike:45,000-65,000
Ac:25,000-42,000
US :60-90
G.S.T:15%-25%
Taxt Call & SMS
15%-21%
Load Shedding:
30%-150%
Bijli Unit:2.13-9.38
Gold:17,000-62000
Awam mar gai par
“BIBI”
OR
“BHUTTO”
Aaj B Zinda hain…
Posted By :
Adak sudeep
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Boy :- i love u. girl :- i dnt luv u. boy :- r u sure. girl :- yeah! Boy :- waiter bring bill for me alone. girl :- a a i luv u 2.