Adult SMS Collection - Page 23
Posted By :
M Latif
Category :
Adult SMS
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HAPPY Independence day to all
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Itna Hum Ko hia YaKeeN
anKH uTHa Ker deKh Lay
iTnA kISi MAIn Dum nahi
MAY YOU PROGRESS AND STAYS ON THe FaCe Of THiS PLanEt TiLL
tHe eNd oF THiS wOrLd
Ameen
Posted By :
naveed
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
What is a kiss?
In view of
Geometry:
"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....
PHYSICS:
"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...
Posted By :
DAUDA YUSUF OLATUNJI
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
D REWARDS OF THIS BLESSING MONTH OF RAMADAN WILL NOT EXCLUDE U & UR FAMILY, AS U ARE JOINING THOUSANDS OF MUSLIMS WHO BEGINS ITS SPIRITUAL ACTIVITIES. HAPPIEST RAMADAN KAREEM!
""ALL ""
"" 4GOD""
Posted By :
fareha
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
+ /\ +
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"*\\ good //*"
// Night \\"+"
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have a sweeetest nightt..
Posted By :
Nasir
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
“PPP Govt K 04 Years”
(May.2008 to Dec.2011)
Aata:13-38
Sugar:21-70
Cooking Oil:90-190
Milk:25-66
Petrol 56-1-103
Diesel:39-99
Bike:45,000-65,000
Ac:25,000-42,000
US :60-90
G.S.T:15%-25%
Taxt Call & SMS
15%-21%
Load Shedding:
30%-150%
Bijli Unit:2.13-9.38
Gold:17,000-62000
Awam mar gai par
“BIBI”
OR
“BHUTTO”
Aaj B Zinda hain…
Posted By :
Adak sudeep
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Boy :- i love u. girl :- i dnt luv u. boy :- r u sure. girl :- yeah! Boy :- waiter bring bill for me alone. girl :- a a i luv u 2.
Posted By :
Prathmesh
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Wife: I am Pregnant.
Santa: Par main to england me tha
Wife: Aapki photo thi na
Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi..
Posted By :
Anyone
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Parindo ki fitrat se aaye the wo mere dil me,
jara sa pankh kya aaya aashiyana chhod gaye..,
Posted By :
Sahil Batra
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Ek aadmi kahin jaa rha tha,achanak uske upar ek Braw aa kr giri.wo bola,he bhagwan teri leela,aam koi a ur choos rha hai,aur saala chilka sadkon par phenk rha hai.
Posted By :
Shenshah
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Kabhi waqt mile to aajao,
Ham jheel kinare ja baithen,
Tum apne sukh ki baat karo,
Hum apne dukh ki baat karain,
Aur un lamhoon ki baat karain,
Jo sung tumhare beet gaye,
Aur ehd-e-khizan ki nazar howy,
In sabz ruton k daman mai,
Hum pyar ki khushbo mehkain,
In bikhray sabz nazaron ko,
Ham aankhon men tasveeer karain,
Phir apne pyar k jado se,
Hum lamhoon ko jageer karain,
Kabhi waqt milaye to ajao...
Hum jheel kinare ja baithen