Adult SMS Collection - Page 25
Posted By :
DAUDA YUSUF OLATUNJI
Category :
Adult SMS
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D REWARDS OF THIS BLESSING MONTH OF RAMADAN WILL NOT EXCLUDE U & UR FAMILY, AS U ARE JOINING THOUSANDS OF MUSLIMS WHO BEGINS ITS SPIRITUAL ACTIVITIES. HAPPIEST RAMADAN KAREEM!
""ALL ""
"" 4GOD""
Posted By :
fareha
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
+ /\ +
"____//\\____"+*
"*\\ good //*"
// Night \\"+"
+"""\\//""*"+
¤\/ ¤.
*
have a sweeetest nightt..
Posted By :
Nasir
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
“PPP Govt K 04 Years”
(May.2008 to Dec.2011)
Aata:13-38
Sugar:21-70
Cooking Oil:90-190
Milk:25-66
Petrol 56-1-103
Diesel:39-99
Bike:45,000-65,000
Ac:25,000-42,000
US :60-90
G.S.T:15%-25%
Taxt Call & SMS
15%-21%
Load Shedding:
30%-150%
Bijli Unit:2.13-9.38
Gold:17,000-62000
Awam mar gai par
“BIBI”
OR
“BHUTTO”
Aaj B Zinda hain…
Posted By :
Adak sudeep
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Boy :- i love u. girl :- i dnt luv u. boy :- r u sure. girl :- yeah! Boy :- waiter bring bill for me alone. girl :- a a i luv u 2.
Posted By :
Prathmesh
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Wife: I am Pregnant.
Santa: Par main to england me tha
Wife: Aapki photo thi na
Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi..
Posted By :
Anyone
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Parindo ki fitrat se aaye the wo mere dil me,
jara sa pankh kya aaya aashiyana chhod gaye..,
Posted By :
Sahil Batra
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Ek aadmi kahin jaa rha tha,achanak uske upar ek Braw aa kr giri.wo bola,he bhagwan teri leela,aam koi a ur choos rha hai,aur saala chilka sadkon par phenk rha hai.
Posted By :
Shenshah
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Kabhi waqt mile to aajao,
Ham jheel kinare ja baithen,
Tum apne sukh ki baat karo,
Hum apne dukh ki baat karain,
Aur un lamhoon ki baat karain,
Jo sung tumhare beet gaye,
Aur ehd-e-khizan ki nazar howy,
In sabz ruton k daman mai,
Hum pyar ki khushbo mehkain,
In bikhray sabz nazaron ko,
Ham aankhon men tasveeer karain,
Phir apne pyar k jado se,
Hum lamhoon ko jageer karain,
Kabhi waqt milaye to ajao...
Hum jheel kinare ja baithen
Posted By :
saleem
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Is Dunya Me 1 Ache
Insaan Ka Mlna Ksi
Mojze Se Kam Nhi
1 Aisa Insan Jo
Khunsurat Dil Aur
Purkashish Shaksiyat
Ka Malik Ho
Islye
Qadar Kro Meri Zalimo’n …
Posted By :
sampath
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
He came at night, exposed my body,
got on top of me, touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied, he left
I was hurt . . .
Bloody…
Mosquito !