Adult SMS Collection - Page 35
Posted By :
mian azam latif
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Jao Gi
'Mujh Se Bichro Gi Tu
Badnaam Ho Jao Gi.
Saudagaron K Haathon
Nelaam Ho Jao Gi.
Main Sari Raat Haathon
Me Phool Liay Betha Raha,
Mujhe Ye Khabar Na Thi
K Ek Din Bewafa Ho Jao
Gi.
Ye Mohabbat Ka Khail
Tumhary Bus Me Nahi.
Agar Khailo Gi Tu Yun
Hi Haar Jao Gi.
Kaantay Thay Meri Raah
Me Har Dam.
Agar Main Chalon Tu
Tum Khafa Ho Jao Gi.
Ek Din Faaqeer Rotay
Rotay Ye Keh Gaya
Zafar ko.
Jis Se Tum Pyar Karty
Ho Wo Aik Din Bewafa
Ho jayGi.
Posted By :
javed
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
+ /\ +
"____//\\____"+*
"*\\ good //*"
// Night \\"+"
+"""\\//""*"+
¤\/ ¤.
*
Posted By :
amer
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Zindagi k Har MOor Pe Sonehri Yaado'n ka Aehsas rehnay do....
Suror Dil may or Methas Zuban pe Rehnay do...
Yahi Falsafa hai Jeenay ka....!
Na Rahoo Uddas na Kisi ko Uddas Rehnay do...
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Posted By :
manoj
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Imagine, agar ye companies CONDOMS banaye to...Pepsodent Condom:"Raat bhar dishumdishum!..."Colgate Condom:"Ye hai hamara suraksha chakra!"Nokia Condom:"Connecting people!"
MRF Condom:"Extra Rubber, Extra Mileage!"
Moov Condom:"aaAh se Ahaa tak!"
Mirinda Condom:"Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage!"
Godrej Hair Dye Condom:Kaato,kholo,lagao!
Sprite Condom:"Bujhaye only Pyaas! Baki sab bakwaas!"TataSky Condom:"Isko laga daala,toh life Jhingalala...!"
Posted By :
sb
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha,
Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh!
Phir dobara ek Angrez guzra aur us ne bhi yehi poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar Ghussay se:
No, I am Ranjeet Singh!!
Aur yeh keh k uth gaya aur apne se kuch door Laitay huwe Angrez se bola:
Are u relaxing?
Angrez: Yes, I am relaxing.
Sardar:Thapar mar k, Kaminay tu Idher Leta hay, wahan tujhy itny log Dhondh Rahe hain
Posted By :
Adeel Aftab
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Wo jisy smajhtay thay zindagi,
Meri dharkanon ka faraib thaa,
Mujhey muskrana sikha k wo,
Meri rooh tak ko rula gaya,
Wo k jis ko paney ki chah main,
Main kabhi khilta gulaab tha.
Meri pati pati bikhar gayi,
Mujhey aisi thoukar laga gaya,
Ajab shaks thaa wo ay zindagi,
Jisey smajh k bhi na smajh sakay,
Mujhey chahta bhi gazab bka thaa,
Mujhey chorr kar bhi chala gaya.
BY: ADEEL AFTAB
Posted By :
Mohsin
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
hum par jo guzri he kia tum sun pao gi?
nazuk sa dil rakhti ho rone lag jao gi
bohot dukh dia he takdir aur dunya ne
paas mere mat ana warna tot jao gi
Posted By :
arshad
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
kya ap jante hain ap ki kitni hain
kya
kya
kya
kya
kya
tangain yar or kya.
b positive yar.
Posted By :
manish yadav
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Imagine, agar ye companies CONDOMS banaye to...
Pepsodent Condom:
"Raat bhar dishum dishum!..."
Colgate Condom:
"Ye hai hamara suraksha chakra!"
Nokia Condom:
"Connecting people!"
MRF Condom:
"Extra Rubber, Extra Mileage!"
Moov Condom:
"aaAh se Ahaa tak!"
Mirinda Condom:
"Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage!"
Godrej Hair Dye Condom:Kaato,kholo,lagao!
Sprite Condom:
"Bujhaye only Pyaas! Baki sab bakwaas!"
TataSky Condom:
"Isko laga daala,toh life Jhingalala...!"
Posted By :
ra
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Hum unke husn me is kader kho jaate hai
Unko bataane me zamaane lag jaate hai
Ek vo hai jo palke uthaate hai
Aur ek hi najar me sab kuchh keh jaate hai.