Adult SMS Collection - Page 36
Posted By :
javed
Category :
Adult SMS
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+ /\ +
"____//\\____"+*
"*\\ good //*"
// Night \\"+"
+"""\\//""*"+
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Posted By :
amer
Category :
Adult SMS
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Zindagi k Har MOor Pe Sonehri Yaado'n ka Aehsas rehnay do....
Suror Dil may or Methas Zuban pe Rehnay do...
Yahi Falsafa hai Jeenay ka....!
Na Rahoo Uddas na Kisi ko Uddas Rehnay do...
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Posted By :
manoj
Category :
Adult SMS
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Imagine, agar ye companies CONDOMS banaye to...Pepsodent Condom:"Raat bhar dishumdishum!..."Colgate Condom:"Ye hai hamara suraksha chakra!"Nokia Condom:"Connecting people!"
MRF Condom:"Extra Rubber, Extra Mileage!"
Moov Condom:"aaAh se Ahaa tak!"
Mirinda Condom:"Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage!"
Godrej Hair Dye Condom:Kaato,kholo,lagao!
Sprite Condom:"Bujhaye only Pyaas! Baki sab bakwaas!"TataSky Condom:"Isko laga daala,toh life Jhingalala...!"
Posted By :
sb
Category :
Adult SMS
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Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha,
Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh!
Phir dobara ek Angrez guzra aur us ne bhi yehi poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar Ghussay se:
No, I am Ranjeet Singh!!
Aur yeh keh k uth gaya aur apne se kuch door Laitay huwe Angrez se bola:
Are u relaxing?
Angrez: Yes, I am relaxing.
Sardar:Thapar mar k, Kaminay tu Idher Leta hay, wahan tujhy itny log Dhondh Rahe hain
Posted By :
Adeel Aftab
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Wo jisy smajhtay thay zindagi,
Meri dharkanon ka faraib thaa,
Mujhey muskrana sikha k wo,
Meri rooh tak ko rula gaya,
Wo k jis ko paney ki chah main,
Main kabhi khilta gulaab tha.
Meri pati pati bikhar gayi,
Mujhey aisi thoukar laga gaya,
Ajab shaks thaa wo ay zindagi,
Jisey smajh k bhi na smajh sakay,
Mujhey chahta bhi gazab bka thaa,
Mujhey chorr kar bhi chala gaya.
BY: ADEEL AFTAB
Posted By :
Mohsin
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
hum par jo guzri he kia tum sun pao gi?
nazuk sa dil rakhti ho rone lag jao gi
bohot dukh dia he takdir aur dunya ne
paas mere mat ana warna tot jao gi
Posted By :
arshad
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
kya ap jante hain ap ki kitni hain
kya
kya
kya
kya
kya
tangain yar or kya.
b positive yar.
Posted By :
manish yadav
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Imagine, agar ye companies CONDOMS banaye to...
Pepsodent Condom:
"Raat bhar dishum dishum!..."
Colgate Condom:
"Ye hai hamara suraksha chakra!"
Nokia Condom:
"Connecting people!"
MRF Condom:
"Extra Rubber, Extra Mileage!"
Moov Condom:
"aaAh se Ahaa tak!"
Mirinda Condom:
"Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage!"
Godrej Hair Dye Condom:Kaato,kholo,lagao!
Sprite Condom:
"Bujhaye only Pyaas! Baki sab bakwaas!"
TataSky Condom:
"Isko laga daala,toh life Jhingalala...!"
Posted By :
ra
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Hum unke husn me is kader kho jaate hai
Unko bataane me zamaane lag jaate hai
Ek vo hai jo palke uthaate hai
Aur ek hi najar me sab kuchh keh jaate hai.
Posted By :
Khalid
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Lun High Court main: judge Sahib! jab main peda hua to sir kaat dia gia, jab zara bara hua to sabun say ragra gia, jab jawn hua to mujhay andheeri surang main dala gia. Akhir mera Qasoor kia hay?
Judge! Bas to akarna chor day
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