Funny SMS Collection - Page 17
Posted By :
Umair
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Airhostess: Sir Ap Kya Lain gein??
Lahore ka Musafir akarrty huwe:
Pepsi,, kabab,, Bread,, Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan.
Bychare ko kia maloom tha k air hostess Faisalabad ki hy.
Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga moun aey tawada...
Tusi jahaz tey aaye ho... Apni paen de walimy tey nahi.....!
Posted By :
siddhant rai
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go to creat message then option, prediction on, hide your screen with palm of one hand and type 4164771968 now removed your hand from screen and read.
Posted By :
rajat
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Ye "Bhai" Ka SMS hai Bhidu,
Reply mile tu Tali Bhidu,
Ignore Mile tu Gali Bhidu,
Latest Hua tu Bole JHAKASH,
Porane Hua Tu, SATYANASH
YE Shahid Ka SMS Hai Bhidu.....:)
'itz me'
Posted By :
kashf
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larki: tum sb boys ek jesy Q hoty ho ??
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Boy reply nicely: Tum her ek par try Q karti ho
Posted By :
debu
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Beta: papa aaj meri girlfrind ka birthday ha. Use kya du... Papa:dekhna me kaisi hai?? Beta:mast hai.... Papa:mera number de da..........
Posted By :
jjkfjf
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
Posted By :
Sujoy podder
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Titi-baba khawa ja rehe ho.
Baba-jaha ram ka janam hua tha.
Titi-ticket dikhaya.
Baba=nehi ha.
Titi=chalia mera sath.
Baba=khaha.
Titi=jaha krisna ka janam huya tha.jail me.
Posted By :
atiq
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Muje awaz de lena
Kabi icecream lao to
Kabi murghi pkao to
Mujhe awaz de lena
wallet men maal ziada ho
Jo shopping ka irada ho
Muje awaz de lena
Tumhare dress unfit ho
Make up ki extra kit ho
Mujhe awaz de lenaKabi concert pe jana ho
Kahin hular mchana ho
Zra na tm sharmana
Zra na tm ghabrana
Muje awaz de len
;-D
Posted By :
nikhil
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Teacher: A,B,C se shuru hone wala ek sentence
batao..
Student: Sir. .??
Teacher: Batao ghabraao nahin..
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Student: 'A'apki 'B'eti 'C'haahiye.. :P
Posted By :
Sajid
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Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...