Funny SMS Collection - Page 23
Posted By :
Sujoy podder
Category :
Funny SMS
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Titi-baba khawa ja rehe ho.
Baba-jaha ram ka janam hua tha.
Titi-ticket dikhaya.
Baba=nehi ha.
Titi=chalia mera sath.
Baba=khaha.
Titi=jaha krisna ka janam huya tha.jail me.
Posted By :
atiq
Category :
Funny SMS
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Muje awaz de lena
Kabi icecream lao to
Kabi murghi pkao to
Mujhe awaz de lena
wallet men maal ziada ho
Jo shopping ka irada ho
Muje awaz de lena
Tumhare dress unfit ho
Make up ki extra kit ho
Mujhe awaz de lenaKabi concert pe jana ho
Kahin hular mchana ho
Zra na tm sharmana
Zra na tm ghabrana
Muje awaz de len
;-D
Posted By :
nikhil
Category :
Funny SMS
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Teacher: A,B,C se shuru hone wala ek sentence
batao..
Student: Sir. .??
Teacher: Batao ghabraao nahin..
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Student: 'A'apki 'B'eti 'C'haahiye.. :P
Posted By :
Sajid
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Funny SMS
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Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
Posted By :
Pawan ghalot
Category :
Funny SMS
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Hum kabi pad nahi sake kyoki padai sirf do vajah se hoti h. 1.sok se 2.dar se ....faltu sok hum palte nahi. aur darte to hum kise ke bap se bhi nahi.
Posted By :
Shobi
Category :
Funny SMS
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Son:papa 5+5 how much
Sardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata,
ja jake andarse caliculater la
Posted By :
Nimesh saini
Category :
Funny SMS
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rajiv gandhi narak mai baitha achanak hanse laga ...!
indra gandhi - kyo hanse?
rajiv - sonia se shaddi maine ki aur bhugat
manmohan singh raha..
Posted By :
Nimesh saini
Category :
Funny SMS
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Dad - beta teri bivi itni shaant kyo hai?
son - kuch nahi dad , usne maangi thi lipstik
aur maine de di fevi stick
bus
no chip chip
no chik chik
Posted By :
Faiyaz
Category :
Funny SMS
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Döon ka ladka exam dene gya
ghr aane par doon ne pucha beta kiska kiska jawab diya!
Beta:papa wo hum se lagatar 3 ghante tak hum se sawal puche hum kisi ka jawab nehi diya hum v to akhir doon ka beta hu na!
Posted By :
Milan
Category :
Funny SMS
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Doc.-I m sorry
Operation k waqt rubber k hands gloves aapke pet me rah gaye,
Dobara operation karna hoga!
Santa-Abey pagal h kya?
ye le 20 Rs,
naya le aana.