Funny SMS Collection - Page 34
Posted By :
Alina Amjad
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree..
Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast
Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked
"What Was That?"
2nd Tiger Smiled And Said:
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.
.
Fast Food :p
Posted By :
ravi panday
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
chandni chand se hogi to sitaro ka kya hoga mohbbat ek se hogi to hajaro ka kya hoga
Posted By :
amjad
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
"Itna Chota Nahin Rishta Humara,
"Kaisay Soch Lia K Aa Gaya Kinara,
"Lo Ho Gai Ap K Mobile Mein Roshni,
"Dekho Aa Gaya Phir SMS Hamara..>
Posted By :
M HASHIM
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
teri yaad ek baar phir aai he
yaad aaya toh wo teri bewafai he
pyar kar ke kaha TU MERA BHAI HAI
Posted By :
ashu
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Birds are chillaying, murgha is kukrukuing
Chaand is doobing, sun is nikling
Flowers are khushboo maring, peacock is naching
all are kahing to u Good Morning & u r still soying???
Posted By :
QAZI
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
ALWAYS TRUST IN GOD
Posted By :
Raju
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Valentine's Day Expenses
Feb 7: Rose Day ___ Rs.50
(Red Rose)
Feb 8: Propose Day ___ Rs.200
(Card + Ice Cream Tou Loge Hi)
Feb 9: Chocolate Day ___ Rs.350
(Is Se Sasti Kya Doge)
Feb 10: Teddy Day ___ Rs.500
(Is Se Sasta Kuch Nahi Milega)
Feb 11: Promise Day ___ Rs.100
(Ice Cream Tou Khilao Ge Hi )
Feb 12: Hug Day ___ Rs.150
(Deo Laga Ke Hi Hug Karo Ge)
Feb 13: Kiss Day ___ Rs.75
(SPRAYMINT Tou Lo Ge)
Feb 14: Valentine Day ___ Rs. 2000
(Is Se Saste Me Kya Niptaao Ge)
CONGRATULATIONS
SINGLE MEN,
You Just Saved On Nearly Rs.3500!! =P =D
Posted By :
smas
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
70% girl sweet hoti hen,
75% beautiful,
85% intelligent,
90% masoom,
&
100% pyari hoti hen,
kul mila kar
70+75+85+90+100=sab ki sab 420 hoti hen
Posted By :
rubi
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Mohabbat main dil tornay kay lye itna hi kafi hai faraz
Apka matlooba number dosri line par busy hai
Posted By :
hitesh
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Biwi to her shohar….
Suno ji mainay aaj ap kay pasand ki cheaz banai hai ap kha kar khush hojao gay….
Pathan replied…
O g kia pakaya hai….??
Wife replied…
….
….
Naswar kay koftay