Funny SMS Collection - Page 40

Posted By :
Raju
Category :
Funny SMS
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Valentine's Day Expenses

Feb 7: Rose Day ___ Rs.50
(Red Rose)

Feb 8: Propose Day ___ Rs.200
(Card + Ice Cream Tou Loge Hi)

Feb 9: Chocolate Day ___ Rs.350
(Is Se Sasti Kya Doge)

Feb 10: Teddy Day ___ Rs.500
(Is Se Sasta Kuch Nahi Milega)

Feb 11: Promise Day ___ Rs.100
(Ice Cream Tou Khilao Ge Hi )

Feb 12: Hug Day ___ Rs.150
(Deo Laga Ke Hi Hug Karo Ge)

Feb 13: Kiss Day ___ Rs.75
(SPRAYMINT Tou Lo Ge)

Feb 14: Valentine Day ___ Rs. 2000
(Is Se Saste Me Kya Niptaao Ge)

CONGRATULATIONS
SINGLE MEN,
You Just Saved On Nearly Rs.3500!! =P =D
Posted By :
smas
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
70% girl sweet hoti hen,
75% beautiful,
85% intelligent,
90% masoom,


&


100% pyari hoti hen,

kul mila kar

70+75+85+90+100=sab ki sab 420 hoti hen
Posted By :
rubi
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Mohabbat main dil tornay kay lye itna hi kafi hai faraz

Apka matlooba number dosri line par busy hai
Posted By :
hitesh
Category :
Funny SMS
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Biwi to her shohar….
Suno ji mainay aaj ap kay pasand ki cheaz banai hai ap kha kar khush hojao gay….
Pathan replied…
O g kia pakaya hai….??
Wife replied…
….
….
Naswar kay koftay
Posted By :
Admin
Category :
Funny SMS
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kabhi tu nazzar millao""

kabhi tu kareeb aao""



kabhi tu nazzar millao""

kabhi tu kareeb aao""



jo nahi kaha hai""

kabhi tu samajh bhi jao""



hum bhi tu hain tumhare""

deewaane o deewaane""



humne tumko dekhte he ye dil""

tumne humse ye kia kiya""



mera dil na torrou""

kabhi dilse dil millao""



hum bhi tu hain deewaane""

tumhare o tumhare""



kabhi tu nazzar millao""

kabhi tu kareeb aao"
Posted By :
Admin
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
AAP aur PEPSI may 3 cheezain same hain. 1. Sab ko pasand ho 2. Dono sweet ho Aur 3. Dono may damagh ki jaga dhakan laga hay: Hahahahahaha
Posted By :
Admin
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
"BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR....."



*hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote.

*3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me se 2inteqal karchu ki ho.

*tajruba behtarin ustad he lekin is ustad ki fic bohut ziyada he.

*agar aap kisi bewaqof ki shikal nai dekhna chahte to sab se pahle apna aaina tordena chahiye."
Posted By :
Admin
Category :
Funny SMS
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Lets celebrate Men"s Day.. Bechara Mard "Agar Aurat par hanth uthaye to Zalim, Aur Pit jaye to Buzdil, Aurat ko kisi ke santh dekh ladai kare to Jealous, agar chup rahe to Begairat. Ghar se bahar rahe to Awara aur ghar me rahe to Nakkara. Bacho ko daante to Zalim, Na daante to Laparwah. Aurat ko service se roke to Shakki Mizzaz. Na roke to aurat ki kamai khane wala.Akhir bechara Mard jaye to jaye kanha" Janhit me jaari,Naari hai Attyachari.
Posted By :
Admin
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
""BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR....."



*hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote.

*3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me se 2inteqal karchu ki ho.

*tajruba behtarin ustad he lekin is ustad ki fic bohut ziyada he.

*agar aap kisi bewaqof ki shikal nai dekhna chahte to sab se pahle apna aaina tordena chahiye."
Posted By :
Admin
Category :
Funny SMS
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Pathan:

yar ye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf Medical Store waale hi samjh paate hen,

Sardar:Wo likhte hen:

'Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le.