Funny SMS Collection - Page 43
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Biwi to her shohar….
Suno ji mainay aaj ap kay pasand ki cheaz banai hai ap kha kar khush hojao gay….
Pathan replied…
O g kia pakaya hai….??
Wife replied…
….
….
Naswar kay koftay
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kabhi tu nazzar millao""
kabhi tu kareeb aao""
kabhi tu nazzar millao""
kabhi tu kareeb aao""
jo nahi kaha hai""
kabhi tu samajh bhi jao""
hum bhi tu hain tumhare""
deewaane o deewaane""
humne tumko dekhte he ye dil""
tumne humse ye kia kiya""
mera dil na torrou""
kabhi dilse dil millao""
hum bhi tu hain deewaane""
tumhare o tumhare""
kabhi tu nazzar millao""
kabhi tu kareeb aao"
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AAP aur PEPSI may 3 cheezain same hain. 1. Sab ko pasand ho 2. Dono sweet ho Aur 3. Dono may damagh ki jaga dhakan laga hay: Hahahahahaha
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"BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR....."
*hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote.
*3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me se 2inteqal karchu ki ho.
*tajruba behtarin ustad he lekin is ustad ki fic bohut ziyada he.
*agar aap kisi bewaqof ki shikal nai dekhna chahte to sab se pahle apna aaina tordena chahiye."
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Lets celebrate Men"s Day.. Bechara Mard "Agar Aurat par hanth uthaye to Zalim, Aur Pit jaye to Buzdil, Aurat ko kisi ke santh dekh ladai kare to Jealous, agar chup rahe to Begairat. Ghar se bahar rahe to Awara aur ghar me rahe to Nakkara. Bacho ko daante to Zalim, Na daante to Laparwah. Aurat ko service se roke to Shakki Mizzaz. Na roke to aurat ki kamai khane wala.Akhir bechara Mard jaye to jaye kanha" Janhit me jaari,Naari hai Attyachari.
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""BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR....."
*hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote.
*3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me se 2inteqal karchu ki ho.
*tajruba behtarin ustad he lekin is ustad ki fic bohut ziyada he.
*agar aap kisi bewaqof ki shikal nai dekhna chahte to sab se pahle apna aaina tordena chahiye."
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Pathan:
yar ye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf Medical Store waale hi samjh paate hen,
Sardar:Wo likhte hen:
'Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le.
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Yar tumhara number ka kya problem hai?
mai ne abhi call ki tu operator boli
"wellcome 2 jungle aap ka matloba
bandar darakhat se ulta latka hua hai
plz try later.!
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Do Lover Ne Khud Kushi Karne Ka Faisla Kya,,,!!!
10 Manzila Building Se Pehle Larke Ne Chalang Lagai,,,!!!
Usse Dekh Kar Larki Ya Keh Kar Chali gai,,,!!!
"Waqai Pyar Andha Hota Ha",,,!!!
Ye Sun Kar Larke Ne Apna Parashoot Khool Liya,,,!!!
Or Kaha "Pyar Kabhi Marta Nhi"
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Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing