Funny SMS Collection - Page 47
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Lets celebrate Men"s Day.. Bechara Mard "Agar Aurat par hanth uthaye to Zalim, Aur Pit jaye to Buzdil, Aurat ko kisi ke santh dekh ladai kare to Jealous, agar chup rahe to Begairat. Ghar se bahar rahe to Awara aur ghar me rahe to Nakkara. Bacho ko daante to Zalim, Na daante to Laparwah. Aurat ko service se roke to Shakki Mizzaz. Na roke to aurat ki kamai khane wala.Akhir bechara Mard jaye to jaye kanha" Janhit me jaari,Naari hai Attyachari.
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""BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR....."
*hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote.
*3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me se 2inteqal karchu ki ho.
*tajruba behtarin ustad he lekin is ustad ki fic bohut ziyada he.
*agar aap kisi bewaqof ki shikal nai dekhna chahte to sab se pahle apna aaina tordena chahiye."
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Pathan:
yar ye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf Medical Store waale hi samjh paate hen,
Sardar:Wo likhte hen:
'Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le.
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Yar tumhara number ka kya problem hai?
mai ne abhi call ki tu operator boli
"wellcome 2 jungle aap ka matloba
bandar darakhat se ulta latka hua hai
plz try later.!
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Do Lover Ne Khud Kushi Karne Ka Faisla Kya,,,!!!
10 Manzila Building Se Pehle Larke Ne Chalang Lagai,,,!!!
Usse Dekh Kar Larki Ya Keh Kar Chali gai,,,!!!
"Waqai Pyar Andha Hota Ha",,,!!!
Ye Sun Kar Larke Ne Apna Parashoot Khool Liya,,,!!!
Or Kaha "Pyar Kabhi Marta Nhi"
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Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing
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tu phool hai ghullab ka~~~
mai aashiQ hun sharaab ka~~~
teri tasveer hai mere dil main~~~
kiya fayda phir naQaab ka~~~~.
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1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha kBV ko Mail kr doon.
Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.
Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.
Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lun Ga.....
*~~InShaLLaH~~*
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Education related songs:
SCHOOL-Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala
TUTION-Idhar chali mai udhar chali
MATHS-Ajeeb dastan h yeh,kaha suru kha khatam
SCIENCE-Aa khusi se kudkushi karle.
GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon yaaro.
ECONOMICS-Q paisa paisa karti h,paise pe Q tu marti h
EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati H.
RSLT-Jiya dharak dharak jaye.
PASS-Aj mai upar asman niche.
FAIL-Jag suna suna lage
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Us ne pal bhar k liye b meri masomiat na dekhi
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Bus bike roki mobile chena or ye ja wo ja
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Oye Sim To De Ja "Munni" Ka Number Hai Us Me:)....