Funny SMS Collection - Page 52
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Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing
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tu phool hai ghullab ka~~~
mai aashiQ hun sharaab ka~~~
teri tasveer hai mere dil main~~~
kiya fayda phir naQaab ka~~~~.
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1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha kBV ko Mail kr doon.
Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.
Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.
Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lun Ga.....
*~~InShaLLaH~~*
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Education related songs:
SCHOOL-Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala
TUTION-Idhar chali mai udhar chali
MATHS-Ajeeb dastan h yeh,kaha suru kha khatam
SCIENCE-Aa khusi se kudkushi karle.
GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon yaaro.
ECONOMICS-Q paisa paisa karti h,paise pe Q tu marti h
EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati H.
RSLT-Jiya dharak dharak jaye.
PASS-Aj mai upar asman niche.
FAIL-Jag suna suna lage
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Us ne pal bhar k liye b meri masomiat na dekhi
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Bus bike roki mobile chena or ye ja wo ja
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Oye Sim To De Ja "Munni" Ka Number Hai Us Me:)....
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a dangerous shyari..................
"nazro se utr kar,dil me bas meri spno ki rani
mere ruthne par mere dost ka sth bhag gayi
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Munni Ki Badnami Pe Pakistani siyasatdan k Tasurat
Munnnnni ki Badnamiiiii...
Par Muzzzamt karte Haaaain
Altaf Husain
Sindh ka Sailab to aik tarf
Munni ki Badnami pe to ansoo hi nikal aye.
Qaim Ali Shah
Munni? Lahol Wala...
Number batana uska.
Maulana Fazlu
Munni ki badnami hukumat k corrupt hone ka Nateja hai.
Nawaz Sharef aur imran khan ka itihadi bayan.
Munni ki Badnami k Zimedari Taliban ne qubool Karli.
Rehman Malik
Munni Khappe
Munni Khappe
Munni Khappe
!!Kutta!!
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Do Lover Ne Khud Kushi Karne Ka Faisla Kya,,,!!!
10 Manzila Building Se Pehle Larke Ne Chalang Lagai,,,!!!
Usse Dekh Kar Larki Ya Keh Kar Chali gai,,,!!!
"Waqai Pyar Andha Hota Ha",,,!!!
Ye Sun Kar Larke Ne Apna Parashoot Khool Liya,,,!!!
Or Kaha "Pyar Kabhi Marta Nhi"
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1 Admi Ko Maleria Ho Gaya,,,!!!
Us K Dost Ne Usse Hospital Jane Ka Kaha,,,!!!
Wo Hospital Gaya To Dekha K 2 Darwazy Han,,,!!!
1 Par Likha Tha "Mamoli Bimari" Or 2 Par "Khas Bemari",,,!!!
Us Ko Mamoli Bemari Thi To Wo Mamoli Bimari Wale Darwazy Ma gaya,,,!!!
Andar Gaya To Dekha K,,,!!!
Andar Bhi 2 Darwazy Han,,,!!!
1 Par Likha Tha K "Ghareeb Admi" 2 Par "Ameer Admi",,,!!!
Wo Ghareeb Tha To Wo Ghareeb Admi Wale Darwaze Ma Chala Gaya,,,!!!
Or dekha K Hospital Se Bahar A gaya,,,!!!
"GEO PAKISTAN"
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Do Lover Ne Khud Kushi Karne Ka Faisla Kya,,,!!!
10 Manzila Building Se Pehle Larke Ne Chalang Lagai,,,!!!
Usse Dekh Kar Larki Ya Keh Kar Chali gai,,,!!!
"Waqai Pyar Andha Hota Ha",,,!!!
Ye Sun Kar Larke Ne Apna Parashoot Khool Liya,,,!!!
Or Kaha "Pyar Kabhi Marta Nhi"