Funny SMS Collection - Page 56
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Us ne pal bhar k liye b meri masomiat na dekhi
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Bus bike roki mobile chena or ye ja wo ja
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Oye Sim To De Ja "Munni" Ka Number Hai Us Me:)....
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a dangerous shyari..................
"nazro se utr kar,dil me bas meri spno ki rani
mere ruthne par mere dost ka sth bhag gayi
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Munni Ki Badnami Pe Pakistani siyasatdan k Tasurat
Munnnnni ki Badnamiiiii...
Par Muzzzamt karte Haaaain
Altaf Husain
Sindh ka Sailab to aik tarf
Munni ki Badnami pe to ansoo hi nikal aye.
Qaim Ali Shah
Munni? Lahol Wala...
Number batana uska.
Maulana Fazlu
Munni ki badnami hukumat k corrupt hone ka Nateja hai.
Nawaz Sharef aur imran khan ka itihadi bayan.
Munni ki Badnami k Zimedari Taliban ne qubool Karli.
Rehman Malik
Munni Khappe
Munni Khappe
Munni Khappe
!!Kutta!!
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Do Lover Ne Khud Kushi Karne Ka Faisla Kya,,,!!!
10 Manzila Building Se Pehle Larke Ne Chalang Lagai,,,!!!
Usse Dekh Kar Larki Ya Keh Kar Chali gai,,,!!!
"Waqai Pyar Andha Hota Ha",,,!!!
Ye Sun Kar Larke Ne Apna Parashoot Khool Liya,,,!!!
Or Kaha "Pyar Kabhi Marta Nhi"
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1 Admi Ko Maleria Ho Gaya,,,!!!
Us K Dost Ne Usse Hospital Jane Ka Kaha,,,!!!
Wo Hospital Gaya To Dekha K 2 Darwazy Han,,,!!!
1 Par Likha Tha "Mamoli Bimari" Or 2 Par "Khas Bemari",,,!!!
Us Ko Mamoli Bemari Thi To Wo Mamoli Bimari Wale Darwazy Ma gaya,,,!!!
Andar Gaya To Dekha K,,,!!!
Andar Bhi 2 Darwazy Han,,,!!!
1 Par Likha Tha K "Ghareeb Admi" 2 Par "Ameer Admi",,,!!!
Wo Ghareeb Tha To Wo Ghareeb Admi Wale Darwaze Ma Chala Gaya,,,!!!
Or dekha K Hospital Se Bahar A gaya,,,!!!
"GEO PAKISTAN"
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Do Lover Ne Khud Kushi Karne Ka Faisla Kya,,,!!!
10 Manzila Building Se Pehle Larke Ne Chalang Lagai,,,!!!
Usse Dekh Kar Larki Ya Keh Kar Chali gai,,,!!!
"Waqai Pyar Andha Hota Ha",,,!!!
Ye Sun Kar Larke Ne Apna Parashoot Khool Liya,,,!!!
Or Kaha "Pyar Kabhi Marta Nhi"
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Teacher:Agar tum apni ami ko MUM kaho ge to apni ami se bari or choti khala ko kia kaho ge.
Sardar:Teacher Bari vali ko "maxiMUM"
or Choti vali ko "miniMUM".
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Pathan: Aj Me bus Ke Peache Ghar Tak Bhagta Huwa Aya Ho Or Kirye Ke 20 Rupe B Bacha Lie.
2sra Pathan:
Tum Bhut Bewakoof Ho Rikshe Ke Peache Bhagte To 80 Rupe Bach Jate:
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Chaand par kali ghaata chati to hoge,
Sitaroon mein Chamaak ati to hoge.
Tm lakh chupaoo duniya sa,
Magr akely mein tumhe apni shakal pe tmain hansi aati to Hogi
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What is a kiss?
In view of
Geometry:
"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....
PHYSICS:
"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...