Funny SMS Collection - Page 60
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1 Admi Ko Maleria Ho Gaya,,,!!!
Us K Dost Ne Usse Hospital Jane Ka Kaha,,,!!!
Wo Hospital Gaya To Dekha K 2 Darwazy Han,,,!!!
1 Par Likha Tha "Mamoli Bimari" Or 2 Par "Khas Bemari",,,!!!
Us Ko Mamoli Bemari Thi To Wo Mamoli Bimari Wale Darwazy Ma gaya,,,!!!
Andar Gaya To Dekha K,,,!!!
Andar Bhi 2 Darwazy Han,,,!!!
1 Par Likha Tha K "Ghareeb Admi" 2 Par "Ameer Admi",,,!!!
Wo Ghareeb Tha To Wo Ghareeb Admi Wale Darwaze Ma Chala Gaya,,,!!!
Or dekha K Hospital Se Bahar A gaya,,,!!!
"GEO PAKISTAN"
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Do Lover Ne Khud Kushi Karne Ka Faisla Kya,,,!!!
10 Manzila Building Se Pehle Larke Ne Chalang Lagai,,,!!!
Usse Dekh Kar Larki Ya Keh Kar Chali gai,,,!!!
"Waqai Pyar Andha Hota Ha",,,!!!
Ye Sun Kar Larke Ne Apna Parashoot Khool Liya,,,!!!
Or Kaha "Pyar Kabhi Marta Nhi"
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Teacher:Agar tum apni ami ko MUM kaho ge to apni ami se bari or choti khala ko kia kaho ge.
Sardar:Teacher Bari vali ko "maxiMUM"
or Choti vali ko "miniMUM".
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Pathan: Aj Me bus Ke Peache Ghar Tak Bhagta Huwa Aya Ho Or Kirye Ke 20 Rupe B Bacha Lie.
2sra Pathan:
Tum Bhut Bewakoof Ho Rikshe Ke Peache Bhagte To 80 Rupe Bach Jate:
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Chaand par kali ghaata chati to hoge,
Sitaroon mein Chamaak ati to hoge.
Tm lakh chupaoo duniya sa,
Magr akely mein tumhe apni shakal pe tmain hansi aati to Hogi
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What is a kiss?
In view of
Geometry:
"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....
PHYSICS:
"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...
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Angraiz elaan ker raha tha aur sardar translate ker raha tha.
Ladies And gentle men,
= Oeye kanjro
Listen carefuly,
= kaan khol k sun lo
If u interfare iKHAN ne 1Bacha agwa kia
or taawaan k lye sticker pe ye likh k bache pe chipkaya:
10 Laakh kal subah pul k neche pohnchado?
Or bache ko ghar wapis bhejdian Govt affairz
= jaye kise nay hukumat nal begherti kiti
He wil b punishd hard
= ohday nal kuttyan wali kiti jaye gi
Thats all
= hun dafa ho jao..
Dusre din wo pul k neche gaya to usy pese milgye
or sath sticker pe likha tha:
Khuda Qasam
pese ka ghum nai,
Ghum is baat ka hy k
KHAN ne KHAN ko luta
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us ne kaha Muhabbat ki saza do mujh ko
me ne ja k us k abu ko bta dia
changi kut pai
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Faraz yaron ko Aazma k Dekh liya,
Parday Main Bula ka Dekh liya.
Mot B humse door bhagti hai Mohsin,
Car k Neeche aa k Dekh liya.
Marta nahi ye Jaraseem-e-Ishq Sagar,
SafeGuard se B naha k Dekh liya.
Koi Sunta Nahi Faryad-e-Ghalib,
Radio pe B Ga k Dekh liya.
Dil ka B pata nahi chal Raha Wasi,
X-Ray B kara k Dekh liya
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Kal halki halki barish thi,
kal sard hawa ka raqs bhi tha,
Kal phool bhi nikhray nikhray the,
Kal un main app ka aqs bhi tha,
kal badal gehray kaale the,
Kal chand pe laakhon pehre the..
Kuch tukry app ki yaadon ke,
Bari dair se dil main thehre the..
Kal yaadien uljhi uljhi thien,
Aur kal tak yeh na suljhi thien..
Kal yaad buhat tum aye thay…..
Kal yaad buhat tum aye thay….