Funny SMS Collection - Page 62
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Teacher:Agar tum apni ami ko MUM kaho ge to apni ami se bari or choti khala ko kia kaho ge.
Sardar:Teacher Bari vali ko "maxiMUM"
or Choti vali ko "miniMUM".
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Pathan: Aj Me bus Ke Peache Ghar Tak Bhagta Huwa Aya Ho Or Kirye Ke 20 Rupe B Bacha Lie.
2sra Pathan:
Tum Bhut Bewakoof Ho Rikshe Ke Peache Bhagte To 80 Rupe Bach Jate:
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Chaand par kali ghaata chati to hoge,
Sitaroon mein Chamaak ati to hoge.
Tm lakh chupaoo duniya sa,
Magr akely mein tumhe apni shakal pe tmain hansi aati to Hogi
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What is a kiss?
In view of
Geometry:
"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....
PHYSICS:
"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...
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Angraiz elaan ker raha tha aur sardar translate ker raha tha.
Ladies And gentle men,
= Oeye kanjro
Listen carefuly,
= kaan khol k sun lo
If u interfare iKHAN ne 1Bacha agwa kia
or taawaan k lye sticker pe ye likh k bache pe chipkaya:
10 Laakh kal subah pul k neche pohnchado?
Or bache ko ghar wapis bhejdian Govt affairz
= jaye kise nay hukumat nal begherti kiti
He wil b punishd hard
= ohday nal kuttyan wali kiti jaye gi
Thats all
= hun dafa ho jao..
Dusre din wo pul k neche gaya to usy pese milgye
or sath sticker pe likha tha:
Khuda Qasam
pese ka ghum nai,
Ghum is baat ka hy k
KHAN ne KHAN ko luta
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us ne kaha Muhabbat ki saza do mujh ko
me ne ja k us k abu ko bta dia
changi kut pai
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Faraz yaron ko Aazma k Dekh liya,
Parday Main Bula ka Dekh liya.
Mot B humse door bhagti hai Mohsin,
Car k Neeche aa k Dekh liya.
Marta nahi ye Jaraseem-e-Ishq Sagar,
SafeGuard se B naha k Dekh liya.
Koi Sunta Nahi Faryad-e-Ghalib,
Radio pe B Ga k Dekh liya.
Dil ka B pata nahi chal Raha Wasi,
X-Ray B kara k Dekh liya
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Kal halki halki barish thi,
kal sard hawa ka raqs bhi tha,
Kal phool bhi nikhray nikhray the,
Kal un main app ka aqs bhi tha,
kal badal gehray kaale the,
Kal chand pe laakhon pehre the..
Kuch tukry app ki yaadon ke,
Bari dair se dil main thehre the..
Kal yaadien uljhi uljhi thien,
Aur kal tak yeh na suljhi thien..
Kal yaad buhat tum aye thay…..
Kal yaad buhat tum aye thay….
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Ek pathan khana kha rha tha
kya ab wo khana b na khaye kya
jan lelo pathano ki
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Ek Sardar Indian Flag Lainay Shop Par Gaya,
Flag Daikh Kar Sardar Kuch Bola,
Jiss Say Dukaan Wala Kuch Pagal Ho Gaya.
Guess What?
Iss Main Aur Colour Dikhao.