Funny Urdu SMS Collection - Page 5
Posted By :
saba
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Funny Urdu SMS
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Ek banda majid me ja k elaan kya k yaha koi bhut bara AAlim Hai???
Ek Buzrig Ne kha k Han Me Hn us bande ne buzrig k peron me talvaar se bakri zabah krdi or phr se masjid me ja ky alaan kya k or koi aalim he (talaar se khoon tapak rha tha) ek admi ne kha k haan molvi sahab hn molvi sahab ne kha Allah ki kasam me aalim nahe hn me to padoss me cable theek krne aaya hn:)
Posted By :
Saba
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Funny Urdu SMS
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pathan samandr k kinare ja rha tha to ek barri si lehr aye and wo samundar k beechun beech chala gaya us k hath me machli aye or ussne machli ko bahr phek k kaha " ja tu apni jaan bacha hamara Allah malik hai" :))
Posted By :
smartone
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Funny Urdu SMS
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Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
Posted By :
Admin
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Funny Urdu SMS
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My Hands Never Pain
When Typing Message For You,
But
My Heart Always
Pain When
There Is
No Reply
From YOU.?
Posted By :
Admin
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Funny Urdu SMS
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Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina h,
Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!
Uska khun garam hoga.
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Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud h.
Posted By :
Admin
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Funny Urdu SMS
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Muje awaz de lena
Kabi icecream lao to
Kabi murghi pkao to
Mujhe awaz de lena
wallet men maal ziada ho
Jo shopping ka irada ho
Muje awaz de lena
Tumhare dress unfit ho
Make up ki extra kit ho
Mujhe awaz de lena
Kabi concert pe jana ho
Kahin hular mchana ho
Zra na tm sharmana
Zra na tm ghabrana
Muje awaz de lena!
Posted By :
Admin
Category :
Funny Urdu SMS
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is trha nahi kerte raabta tou rakhte hain,
thora milne julne ka silsila tou rakhtay hain,
manzilain buland houn tou mushkilain tou aatee hain,
mushkiloun se larne ka hosla tou rakhtay hain,
jo tumharay apne houn, tum se payar kerte houn,
unka haal kesa hay??kuch pata tou rakhtey hain,
shafik dostee k rishte ko torte nahi aise,
roothay dosto se b wasta tou rakhtay hain,
chor janay walay akser lot kr b atay hain,
lot ker wo anay ka rasta tou rakhtay hain...
malik shafik advocate
Posted By :
Admin
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Funny Urdu SMS
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tum se nazrain kayse milaon jani wah wah tum se nazrain kaysay milaon jani tayre saji akh kani mayre kabhi akh kani
Posted By :
Admin
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Funny Urdu SMS
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MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha
Posted By :
Admin
Category :
Funny Urdu SMS
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Kuchh Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Yaado Ki Kasak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Fizao Ki Mahak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Nazaro Ki Jhalak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Bijliyo Ki Tadak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Ghatao Ki Dhamak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Manzilo Ki Sadak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Khyalo Ki Khatak Nahi Jati,
End Nhi Hota Mera SMS Jab Tak
Parhne Wale ki Khopri Satak Nahi Jati.