Jokes SMS Collection - Page 14
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Girls Are Just Like Computer Ram"s They
Remember Every Thing Until You Keep Them Charged With Your Sweetness Once The Connection Interrupted Their Memory Will Be Refreshed And The
Process Starts Again
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5 most undefined things of girls,
1) aap na bahut wo ho
(now what the hell is woh) =)
2) Mujhe apse ye umeed nahi thi
(no one will ever know what was their umeed) :/
3) ap pehle jaise nahi rahay
(they will themselves change u as time passes and then throw this dialogue) >:O
4) Sach btana, mai kaisi lag rahi hun
(do dey really mean when they say sach batana) =D
5) I am very selfish na
(and they want you to say no dear u r not)
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Happiness is more important than smile..
becose smile comes from lips,
but happiness comes from heart..
be happy forever
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sardar went a mirror shop and said iski garanty kya hai
shopkeeper ise ap 100 floors se niche girao to ye 99 floors tk nahi tootega
sardar wow pack it now
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Pathan: Aj Me bus Ke Peache Ghar Tak Bhagta Huwa Aya Ho Or Kirye Ke 20 Rupe B Bacha Lie.
2sra Pathan:
Tum Bhut Bewakoof Ho Rikshe Ke Peache Bhagte To 80 Rupe Bach Jate:
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Quaid foot ho gaye, Liaqat Ali bi shaheed ho gaye, Allama Iqbal bi ab is dunya main nahi rahay, meri tabiat bi ab kuch teek nahi ha, soochta hun ke maray bad Pakistan ka kia banay ga
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Meri sanson mein teri khushboo to basee aaj bhi hai
Dil ki khwahish hai ke tumhay choo ker phir se dekhoon
Faaslay itney bhi ho jaain gai sochha hi na tha
Teray ehsas mein teri tasweer mein kab tak dekhoon
Kaisey dorahey per khara hoon ke aqal sakit hai
Dar hai pyaron sey judai ka, khud ko tarapta dekhoon
Tera ehsas-e-janoon mujh ko bhi pyara hai mager
Ishq ke anjam mein apney liye azziat dekhoon
Dil diwana tha kabhi tera so aaj bhi hai
Teri aankhon mein wohi pyar mein phir se dekhoon
Mein ne her lamha khuda se mangee hai dua
Mein teray pyar ka mausam sada hi dekhoon
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ek mirasi ne apne bete ka rishta le kar
chaudhury ke paas gaya.
chaudhury gosse meN, kahan ye
mirasi kahan maen. apne karindo se khub
pitwaya, lahu lahan kardiya. mirasi apne
ghar gaya marham patti karwake phir
chaudhury ke paas aaya aur kaha,
chaudhury sb to kiya maen aap ki taraf
se naa samjhoon.
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Larke wale:hum ko larki pasand he shadi kb krni he?
Larki wale:abi to larki parh rhi he. . . .
Larke wale:Hmara beta knsa bacha he jo kitaben phaar dega . . . . .;-)