Jokes SMS Collection - Page 22
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ek mirasi ne apne bete ka rishta le kar
chaudhury ke paas gaya.
chaudhury gosse meN, kahan ye
mirasi kahan maen. apne karindo se khub
pitwaya, lahu lahan kardiya. mirasi apne
ghar gaya marham patti karwake phir
chaudhury ke paas aaya aur kaha,
chaudhury sb to kiya maen aap ki taraf
se naa samjhoon.
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Larke wale:hum ko larki pasand he shadi kb krni he?
Larki wale:abi to larki parh rhi he. . . .
Larke wale:Hmara beta knsa bacha he jo kitaben phaar dega . . . . .;-)
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1 ameer larko ko school me ghareeb khandaan pe essay likhnay ko kaha gya,
ESSAY:-
ek gharib khandaan tha,
baap gharib,
maa gharib,
bachay gharib,
khandaan me sirf naukar thay or wo bhi gharib,
car bhi tutti hui accord thi,
driver bachon ko usi tutti hui car me school chor k aata tha,
bachon k paas puranay N95 thay,
bachay haftay me sirf 3 baar hi Mcdonald jatay thay,
ghar me sirf 4 2nd hand AC thay,
saara khandaan bari mushkil se aish kar raha tha.
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1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
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Log Bolte Hai
Piyar main "Zuban"
chup ho to "Ankhen" Bolti hai,
"Ankhen" chup ho to
"Dil" bolta hai,
Aur agar "Dil" bhi chup ho to?
Log bolte hai,
"KALMA-E- SHAHADAT.
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I"ve made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone like you.
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Yeh raasta agar lamba hai tou kia hai
Yeh waqt agar guzar jaaye tou kia hai
Iss sooraj ko tou dhalna hai kabhie
Yeh aaj hi dhal jaaye tou kia hai
Iss tadapti dhoop ki pukar suni
Yeh tez leher mein gharoob ho jaaye tou kia hai
Yeh raasta baraf ki tarah hai thanda
Iss par paer phisil jaaye tou kia hai
Ehsaas dard ko ab hota hai nahin
Dil ko koi kuchal jaaye tou kia hai.
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Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him?
Man: No my lord, he give it to me.
Judge: when did he give you?
Man: when I showed him the gun
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A doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: U idiot, U gave me a woman’s ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, Now i can hear everything but understand nothing :D
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Museum administrator: That"s a 500 year old statue you"ve broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!