Funny SMS Collection - Page 26
Posted By :
Sajid
Category :
Funny SMS
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Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
Posted By :
Pawan ghalot
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Hum kabi pad nahi sake kyoki padai sirf do vajah se hoti h. 1.sok se 2.dar se ....faltu sok hum palte nahi. aur darte to hum kise ke bap se bhi nahi.
Posted By :
Shobi
Category :
Funny SMS
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Son:papa 5+5 how much
Sardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata,
ja jake andarse caliculater la
Posted By :
Nimesh saini
Category :
Funny SMS
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rajiv gandhi narak mai baitha achanak hanse laga ...!
indra gandhi - kyo hanse?
rajiv - sonia se shaddi maine ki aur bhugat
manmohan singh raha..
Posted By :
Nimesh saini
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Dad - beta teri bivi itni shaant kyo hai?
son - kuch nahi dad , usne maangi thi lipstik
aur maine de di fevi stick
bus
no chip chip
no chik chik
Posted By :
Faiyaz
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Döon ka ladka exam dene gya
ghr aane par doon ne pucha beta kiska kiska jawab diya!
Beta:papa wo hum se lagatar 3 ghante tak hum se sawal puche hum kisi ka jawab nehi diya hum v to akhir doon ka beta hu na!
Posted By :
Milan
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Doc.-I m sorry
Operation k waqt rubber k hands gloves aapke pet me rah gaye,
Dobara operation karna hoga!
Santa-Abey pagal h kya?
ye le 20 Rs,
naya le aana.
Posted By :
Alina Amjad
Category :
Funny SMS
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The Best Environment Day Slogan!
Save Earth,
This Is The Only
Planet With Girls !:-)
Posted By :
Alina Amjad
Category :
Funny SMS
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Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree..
Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast
Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked
"What Was That?"
2nd Tiger Smiled And Said:
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Fast Food :p
Posted By :
ravi panday
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
chandni chand se hogi to sitaro ka kya hoga mohbbat ek se hogi to hajaro ka kya hoga