Funny Urdu SMS Collection
Posted By :
Nimbzz-plyr
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Funny Urdu SMS
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2pagal Quit_e_azam k mazar pe go0hm rahe te wahan guard ko dykh k ek ne pohch yahan guard q kare hain 2nd ne ka abhe gadhe Quid_e_azam baghe ga to tera bap pakar k laega???
Posted By :
Umair
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Funny Urdu SMS
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سنا ھے کہ آپ کےشہرکی بلیاں اردو بولتی ھین. میںآوں... میںآوں... مگر میری جان ھمارےشہرکے گیدڑساری رات انگلش بولتےھیں..ھاوآریو...
Posted By :
Rahul
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Funny Urdu SMS
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Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..
Posted By :
rajat
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Funny Urdu SMS
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yeh b tumhari tarha bohat kam sms karta tha
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latka diya hai ab pahnasi par
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ab tera kia ho ga kalia....?
Posted By :
ayesha
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Funny Urdu SMS
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jab koi fzool msg pra kro to
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. . . . plz is msg ko bhi delet kr do
thank
Posted By :
saba
Category :
Funny Urdu SMS
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Ek banda majid me ja k elaan kya k yaha koi bhut bara AAlim Hai???
Ek Buzrig Ne kha k Han Me Hn us bande ne buzrig k peron me talvaar se bakri zabah krdi or phr se masjid me ja ky alaan kya k or koi aalim he (talaar se khoon tapak rha tha) ek admi ne kha k haan molvi sahab hn molvi sahab ne kha Allah ki kasam me aalim nahe hn me to padoss me cable theek krne aaya hn:)
Posted By :
Saba
Category :
Funny Urdu SMS
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pathan samandr k kinare ja rha tha to ek barri si lehr aye and wo samundar k beechun beech chala gaya us k hath me machli aye or ussne machli ko bahr phek k kaha " ja tu apni jaan bacha hamara Allah malik hai" :))
Posted By :
smartone
Category :
Funny Urdu SMS
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Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
Posted By :
Admin
Category :
Funny Urdu SMS
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My Hands Never Pain
When Typing Message For You,
But
My Heart Always
Pain When
There Is
No Reply
From YOU.?
Posted By :
Admin
Category :
Funny Urdu SMS
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Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina h,
Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!
Uska khun garam hoga.
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Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud h.