Adult SMS Collection - Page 27
Posted By :
Nasir
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
“PPP Govt K 04 Years”
(May.2008 to Dec.2011)
Aata:13-38
Sugar:21-70
Cooking Oil:90-190
Milk:25-66
Petrol 56-1-103
Diesel:39-99
Bike:45,000-65,000
Ac:25,000-42,000
US :60-90
G.S.T:15%-25%
Taxt Call & SMS
15%-21%
Load Shedding:
30%-150%
Bijli Unit:2.13-9.38
Gold:17,000-62000
Awam mar gai par
“BIBI”
OR
“BHUTTO”
Aaj B Zinda hain…
Posted By :
Adak sudeep
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Boy :- i love u. girl :- i dnt luv u. boy :- r u sure. girl :- yeah! Boy :- waiter bring bill for me alone. girl :- a a i luv u 2.
Posted By :
Prathmesh
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Wife: I am Pregnant.
Santa: Par main to england me tha
Wife: Aapki photo thi na
Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi..
Posted By :
Anyone
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Parindo ki fitrat se aaye the wo mere dil me,
jara sa pankh kya aaya aashiyana chhod gaye..,
Posted By :
Sahil Batra
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Ek aadmi kahin jaa rha tha,achanak uske upar ek Braw aa kr giri.wo bola,he bhagwan teri leela,aam koi a ur choos rha hai,aur saala chilka sadkon par phenk rha hai.
Posted By :
Shenshah
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Kabhi waqt mile to aajao,
Ham jheel kinare ja baithen,
Tum apne sukh ki baat karo,
Hum apne dukh ki baat karain,
Aur un lamhoon ki baat karain,
Jo sung tumhare beet gaye,
Aur ehd-e-khizan ki nazar howy,
In sabz ruton k daman mai,
Hum pyar ki khushbo mehkain,
In bikhray sabz nazaron ko,
Ham aankhon men tasveeer karain,
Phir apne pyar k jado se,
Hum lamhoon ko jageer karain,
Kabhi waqt milaye to ajao...
Hum jheel kinare ja baithen
Posted By :
saleem
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Is Dunya Me 1 Ache
Insaan Ka Mlna Ksi
Mojze Se Kam Nhi
1 Aisa Insan Jo
Khunsurat Dil Aur
Purkashish Shaksiyat
Ka Malik Ho
Islye
Qadar Kro Meri Zalimo’n …
Posted By :
sampath
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
He came at night, exposed my body,
got on top of me, touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied, he left
I was hurt . . .
Bloody…
Mosquito !
Posted By :
mian azam latif
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Jao Gi
'Mujh Se Bichro Gi Tu
Badnaam Ho Jao Gi.
Saudagaron K Haathon
Nelaam Ho Jao Gi.
Main Sari Raat Haathon
Me Phool Liay Betha Raha,
Mujhe Ye Khabar Na Thi
K Ek Din Bewafa Ho Jao
Gi.
Ye Mohabbat Ka Khail
Tumhary Bus Me Nahi.
Agar Khailo Gi Tu Yun
Hi Haar Jao Gi.
Kaantay Thay Meri Raah
Me Har Dam.
Agar Main Chalon Tu
Tum Khafa Ho Jao Gi.
Ek Din Faaqeer Rotay
Rotay Ye Keh Gaya
Zafar ko.
Jis Se Tum Pyar Karty
Ho Wo Aik Din Bewafa
Ho jayGi.
Posted By :
javed
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
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"*\\ good //*"
// Night \\"+"
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