Funny SMS Collection - Page 32

Posted By :
Milan
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Doc.-I m sorry
Operation k waqt rubber k hands gloves aapke pet me rah gaye,
Dobara operation karna hoga!

Santa-Abey pagal h kya?
ye le 20 Rs,
naya le aana.
Posted By :
Alina Amjad
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
The Best Environment Day Slogan!

Save Earth,

This Is The Only

Planet With Girls !:-)
Posted By :
Alina Amjad
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Two Tigers Were Resting Under A Tree..
Suddenly A RABBIT Passed Very Fast
Tiger Could Not Make Out & Asked
"What Was That?"

2nd Tiger Smiled And Said:
.
.
.
Fast Food :p
Posted By :
ravi panday
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
chandni chand se hogi to sitaro ka kya hoga mohbbat ek se hogi to hajaro ka kya hoga
Posted By :
amjad
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
"Itna Chota Nahin Rishta Humara,

"Kaisay Soch Lia K Aa Gaya Kinara,

"Lo Ho Gai Ap K Mobile Mein Roshni,

"Dekho Aa Gaya Phir SMS Hamara..>
Posted By :
M HASHIM
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
teri yaad ek baar phir aai he
yaad aaya toh wo teri bewafai he
pyar kar ke kaha TU MERA BHAI HAI
Posted By :
ashu
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Birds are chillaying, murgha is kukrukuing
Chaand is doobing, sun is nikling
Flowers are khushboo maring, peacock is naching
all are kahing to u Good Morning & u r still soying???
Posted By :
QAZI
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
ALWAYS TRUST IN GOD
Posted By :
Raju
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Valentine's Day Expenses

Feb 7: Rose Day ___ Rs.50
(Red Rose)

Feb 8: Propose Day ___ Rs.200
(Card + Ice Cream Tou Loge Hi)

Feb 9: Chocolate Day ___ Rs.350
(Is Se Sasti Kya Doge)

Feb 10: Teddy Day ___ Rs.500
(Is Se Sasta Kuch Nahi Milega)

Feb 11: Promise Day ___ Rs.100
(Ice Cream Tou Khilao Ge Hi )

Feb 12: Hug Day ___ Rs.150
(Deo Laga Ke Hi Hug Karo Ge)

Feb 13: Kiss Day ___ Rs.75
(SPRAYMINT Tou Lo Ge)

Feb 14: Valentine Day ___ Rs. 2000
(Is Se Saste Me Kya Niptaao Ge)

CONGRATULATIONS
SINGLE MEN,
You Just Saved On Nearly Rs.3500!! =P =D
Posted By :
smas
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
70% girl sweet hoti hen,
75% beautiful,
85% intelligent,
90% masoom,


&


100% pyari hoti hen,

kul mila kar

70+75+85+90+100=sab ki sab 420 hoti hen