Sardar Joke SMS Collection - Page 7

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Sardar: aapaan te roti roz kukar nal khaee dee a!
Dost: es mehngaee vich keevain?
Sardar: ek burkee aap khaee dee a te ek kukar noo pai dee a!
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Son:papa 5+5 how much
Sardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata,
ja jake andarse caliculater la
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A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.The waiter asked him:sir shell i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.Sardar replied:o 4 hi le aa yaar 8 to nahin khaye jayein gy.
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santaji: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai:
santaji: main heater le aato hoon
lekin agar aapko phir bhi thand lagti hai to kya karte hai
santaji: to main heater on kar leta hoon.....
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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
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Sardar Building Se Gira...
Doctor Said: He is Dead.
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said:

Main Zinda Hoon.

Sardars Wife:
Tu Peya Reh Tenu Doctor Nalo Bohta Pata Aae..!
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1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee
aur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kon
tu dosri taraf se awaz aii may bool raha hoo
tu sardar jii ne bola k kamal ho gaya dono taraf se mayhi bool raha hoo
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Sardar: aapaan te roti roz kukar nal khaee dee a!
Dost: es mehngaee vich keevain?
Sardar: ek burkee aap khaee dee a te ek kukar noo pai dee a!
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A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to uasy rokne k lye kya krna chahye?.
sardar: uski dump e girah laga do phans jae ga.
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Sardar: kal menu 9 admian ne kutia.
Pandit: fer tu kuj nai kita.
Sardar: main kia himat ha te kaly kaly ao.
Pandit: fer.
Sardar: fer ki sarian na wari wari kutia.