Funny Urdu SMS Collection - Page 8

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My Hands Never Pain
When Typing Message For You,

But

My Heart Always
Pain When
There Is
No Reply
From YOU.?

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Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina h,





Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!


Uska khun garam hoga.


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Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud h.
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Muje awaz de lena



Kabi icecream lao to

Kabi murghi pkao to

Mujhe awaz de lena



wallet men maal ziada ho

Jo shopping ka irada ho

Muje awaz de lena



Tumhare dress unfit ho

Make up ki extra kit ho

Mujhe awaz de lena



Kabi concert pe jana ho

Kahin hular mchana ho

Zra na tm sharmana

Zra na tm ghabrana

Muje awaz de lena!
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is trha nahi kerte raabta tou rakhte hain,
thora milne julne ka silsila tou rakhtay hain,

manzilain buland houn tou mushkilain tou aatee hain,
mushkiloun se larne ka hosla tou rakhtay hain,

jo tumharay apne houn, tum se payar kerte houn,
unka haal kesa hay??kuch pata tou rakhtey hain,

shafik dostee k rishte ko torte nahi aise,
roothay dosto se b wasta tou rakhtay hain,

chor janay walay akser lot kr b atay hain,
lot ker wo anay ka rasta tou rakhtay hain...
malik shafik advocate
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tum se nazrain kayse milaon jani wah wah tum se nazrain kaysay milaon jani tayre saji akh kani mayre kabhi akh kani
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MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.

Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha


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Kuchh Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Yaado Ki Kasak Nahi Jati,



Kuchh Fizao Ki Mahak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Nazaro Ki Jhalak Nahi Jati,



Kuchh Bijliyo Ki Tadak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Ghatao Ki Dhamak Nahi Jati,



Kuchh Manzilo Ki Sadak Nahi Jati,

Kuchh Khyalo Ki Khatak Nahi Jati,



End Nhi Hota Mera SMS Jab Tak

Parhne Wale ki Khopri Satak Nahi Jati.

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kya ap jante hain ap ki kitni hain

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tangain yar or kya.

b positive yar.
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techr:
bijli kahan se ati hai?
stdnt
mere mamoo k gharse!
tech:
who kese?
stdnt
Jab bijli jati he to mere
papa kehte hen,
"saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"
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Ek pathan khana kha rha tha








kya ab wo khana b na khaye kya
jan lelo pathano ki