Funny SMS Collection
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سيد فدا حسين كاظمي
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Judge 2 Santa:
Faansi Se Pehle Teri Koi Aakhri Khwaaish??
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Santa: Mere Pair Upar Aur
Sar Niche Karke Faansi Dedo..!
Posted By :
Mehdi iqbal
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Funny SMS
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Cigrate jalta hai aag se pani se nahie ..,.pyar karta hoon tum se teri nani se nahie.
Posted By :
jyotee dubey
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Funny SMS
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Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni GusseSe Pati Se Boli.
Patni: “ Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala? ”
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Pati: “ Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool Ki Tarah Hai, Ise Murjhane Mat Dena :p
Posted By :
jyotee dubey
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Funny SMS
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Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.Machar ki malish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraf ki gardan dabana
5.or ap logo se Like 0r c0ment ki umeed krna:-D:-P
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Papu
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Funny SMS
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Papu Dukaan Waly Sy
PAPU: Ustaad g choy maran wali dawai deyo
Dukandaar: Ghr ly k jani ay?
PAPU: Anee deyaa hoor chohy dukaan ty ly k awaan :D :D :D`
Posted By :
Khan
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Funny SMS
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1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte
Posted By :
Harsh
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Ek teacher ne ek ladke se pucha:agar tumhare paas chaar toffee hain!unmse se maine do le lee to tumhare pas kiti toffee bachengi?
Baccha bola:chaar
Teacher:vo kaise
Baccha bola:main thodi na bevkoof hoon jo do toffee ap ko de dunga.
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Rathi
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GF demanded 4Ice Cream..
Santa purchasd it..
GF:Thank U
Santa:Only thank u
GF:u wnt kiss na??
Santa:chup kr hawes ki bhuki, Adhi Ice cream de.
Posted By :
amir
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Funny SMS
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Hospital ka amla Sheikh K
Pich Bhag Raha Tha.
Logon N pocha Kya Hua
Doctr:
4 Bar Aisa Hua
Yeh Dimagh K Opration K
Bhaney Aata Hy
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TIND Krwa K Bhag Jata Ha.
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Funny SMS
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Friendship rules
No drama
No excuse
No sorry
No thanx
Don't say I'm busy
Just always say
yar hukm kar tere leye jan B hazir hy
deni nhi wo alag bat hy.:-D:p