Latest Short Messages Additions - Page 518
Posted By :
vijatpal burdak
Category :
Cool SMS
Rating :
teacher- why are you sleeping in the class?
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student- your voice is so sweet that is why i am getting sleep.
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teacher- then why other student are not sleeping?
student- b'coz they are't lissing to you mam...
Posted By :
Mbasa Ckim
Category :
Love SMS
Rating :
UNFAIR LOVE
In real life we choose to love those who chose to love others,others who chooses to love others and the others who loved others and so on.... Why is love so fake like this?
I HATED LOVE,
but because of you thats why am into it again..
Posted By :
Rahul
Category :
Funny Urdu SMS
Rating :
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..
Posted By :
innOxent
Category :
Jokes SMS
Rating :
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies & division of friends
Posted By :
Mohammad Salman
Category :
Good Morning SMS
Rating :
;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;
G (~_~) (~_~) D
/"¤'\ /"¤'
M O R Ñ I Ñ G
:-HÄvE A ÑICE DA¥:-
Posted By :
Mohammad Salman
Category :
Love SMS
Rating :
ربا لگ گئ مرض محبتاں دی دیسی رب دی ذات شفا اے،
ساری زندگی دکھاں وچ گزر گئ کداں ویکھن سکھ دے ساه اے،
سارا سجنڑ قصور ہے اکھیاں دا ملی دل نوں مفت سزا اے،
شالا مخلص سجنڑ نصیب ہونی ايہا ساڈی نیک دعا اے.
Posted By :
ali
Category :
Urdu Poetry SMS
Rating :
Dua nahi to gila deta koi
Dua nahi to gila deta koi
meri wafaon ka sila deta koi
jab mukadar hi nahi tha apna
deta bhi to bahla kya deta koi
hasil-e-ishq faqat dard hai
aye kash pehle hi baat deta koi
taqdeer nahi thi agar aasmaan chuna
khaq me hi mila deta koi
bewafa bhi humein bewafa keh gaya
is se zyada kya daga deta koi
guman hi ho jata kisi apne ka
daman hi pakar kar hila deta koi
arse se atka hai hinchkiyoun pe dun
acha hota ke bhula deta koi
Posted By :
robin solanki
Category :
Love SMS
Rating :
Mujhe bhi koyi yaad kara hi hogi.
Apni sapno mey saja rahi hogi.
Koyi kare ya na kare
Woh mera intezar zarror kara hi hogi…
Posted By :
Kumar
Category :
Flirt SMS
Rating :
Boy :- i love u.
Girl :- i dnt luv u. boy :- r u sure.
Girl :- yeah!
Boy :- waiter bring bill for me alone.
Girl :- a a i luv u 2.
Posted By :
rajat
Category :
Funny Urdu SMS
Rating :
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yeh b tumhari tarha bohat kam sms karta tha
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latka diya hai ab pahnasi par
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ab tera kia ho ga kalia....?