Latest Short Messages Additions - Page 520
Posted By :
Rahul
Category :
Funny Urdu SMS
Rating :
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..
Posted By :
innOxent
Category :
Jokes SMS
Rating :
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies & division of friends
Posted By :
Mohammad Salman
Category :
Good Morning SMS
Rating :
;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;
G (~_~) (~_~) D
/"¤'\ /"¤'
M O R Ñ I Ñ G
:-HÄvE A ÑICE DA¥:-
Posted By :
Mohammad Salman
Category :
Love SMS
Rating :
ربا لگ گئ مرض محبتاں دی دیسی رب دی ذات شفا اے،
ساری زندگی دکھاں وچ گزر گئ کداں ویکھن سکھ دے ساه اے،
سارا سجنڑ قصور ہے اکھیاں دا ملی دل نوں مفت سزا اے،
شالا مخلص سجنڑ نصیب ہونی ايہا ساڈی نیک دعا اے.
Posted By :
ali
Category :
Urdu Poetry SMS
Rating :
Dua nahi to gila deta koi
Dua nahi to gila deta koi
meri wafaon ka sila deta koi
jab mukadar hi nahi tha apna
deta bhi to bahla kya deta koi
hasil-e-ishq faqat dard hai
aye kash pehle hi baat deta koi
taqdeer nahi thi agar aasmaan chuna
khaq me hi mila deta koi
bewafa bhi humein bewafa keh gaya
is se zyada kya daga deta koi
guman hi ho jata kisi apne ka
daman hi pakar kar hila deta koi
arse se atka hai hinchkiyoun pe dun
acha hota ke bhula deta koi
Posted By :
robin solanki
Category :
Love SMS
Rating :
Mujhe bhi koyi yaad kara hi hogi.
Apni sapno mey saja rahi hogi.
Koyi kare ya na kare
Woh mera intezar zarror kara hi hogi…
Posted By :
Kumar
Category :
Flirt SMS
Rating :
Boy :- i love u.
Girl :- i dnt luv u. boy :- r u sure.
Girl :- yeah!
Boy :- waiter bring bill for me alone.
Girl :- a a i luv u 2.
Posted By :
rajat
Category :
Funny Urdu SMS
Rating :
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yeh b tumhari tarha bohat kam sms karta tha
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latka diya hai ab pahnasi par
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ab tera kia ho ga kalia....?
Posted By :
rajat
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Ye "Bhai" Ka SMS hai Bhidu,
Reply mile tu Tali Bhidu,
Ignore Mile tu Gali Bhidu,
Latest Hua tu Bole JHAKASH,
Porane Hua Tu, SATYANASH
YE Shahid Ka SMS Hai Bhidu.....:)
'itz me'
Posted By :
santosh rai
Category :
Smoking SMS
Rating :
Ek bar ek ladka airport ke paas cigreatte pi raha tha.
ek ladki us ke paas gayi aur pucha ki tum din bhar mein kitni cigrette pi jaate ho.
ladka- yeh hi koi 50-60.
ladki- agar cigrette ke paise saving kiye hote toh saamne wali BMW car tumhari hoti.
ladka- tum cigrette piti ho, nahi. toh kya yeh BMW tumhari hai, nahi.
ladka- chal nikal yahan se woh BMW car bhi meri hi hai.