Latest Short Messages Additions - Page 750
Posted By :
imran
Category :
Good Morning SMS
Rating :
O $alaam ji, ('.
O $alaam ji,
('.')
<) )> Subah ho gae ji,
lo fair,
'('.')'
*>--( )--<*
/ /
eni sari..
GØØD MORNING,,
Be happy & smile
.."Have a Nice Day "
Posted By :
Mavia
Category :
Islamic SMS
Rating :
Agar Zindagi ko hamesha Khushioun k Sath Guzaarna Chahtay ho to,
Ghumzada Logon k Ghum Suna karo Kabhi Dukhi Nahin Raho Gay…
“Hazrat Ali”
Posted By :
Hira
Category :
Jokes SMS
Rating :
Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon
Boy:Kyun?
Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi
2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.
Posted By :
Mohsin Raza
Category :
Islamic SMS
Rating :
Nikal parte hen her imthan pe maa ki dua lekar
=Ghambhir=
Kon thukra sakta he maa ki d uaon ko
Posted By :
Khalid
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Lun High Court main: judge Sahib! jab main peda hua to sir kaat dia gia, jab zara bara hua to sabun say ragra gia, jab jawn hua to mujhay andheeri surang main dala gia. Akhir mera Qasoor kia hay?
Judge! Bas to akarna chor day
hahahahahahahahahhaha
Posted By :
Milan
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Doc.-I m sorry
Operation k waqt rubber k hands gloves aapke pet me rah gaye,
Dobara operation karna hoga!
Santa-Abey pagal h kya?
ye le 20 Rs,
naya le aana.
Posted By :
zahid
Category :
Good Night SMS
Rating :
chand uper se phenk raha hai light
Bole to ho gai hai night
Band karneka light
or sone ka ek dam tight
Bole to kya.
good 9i8!
Posted By :
RANA CHAND
Category :
Romantic SMS
Rating :
Draz palkyn wisal ankhyn..
nashy main hr dm nidhal ankhyn..
Na yon satyn na dil jlayn..
kry to kuch ye kmal ankhyn..
Uthyn to hosh hawas chenyn..
gerayn to kr dain kmal ankhyn..
Shrab rub ny hraam ki hy..
mgr rakhi hain halal ankhyn..
K hzaron insa katl hovy hain..
Khuda k bndy smbhal ankhyn..
Posted By :
ADEEL
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
techr:
bijli kahan se ati hai?
stdnt
mere mamoo k gharse!
tech:
who kese?
stdnt
Jab bijli jati he to mere
papa kehte hen,
"saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"
Posted By :
Alina Amjad
Category :
Missing You SMS
Rating :
Pyaar dilse nibhayenge hum,
Tum bhul jao bhi to,
Yaad dilayenge hum,
Aisi shararat karenge hum ki,
Na chahate hue bhi,
Tumhe yaad ayenge hum.