Latest Short Messages Additions - Page 744
Posted By :
manish yadav
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Imagine, agar ye companies CONDOMS banaye to...
Pepsodent Condom:
"Raat bhar dishum dishum!..."
Colgate Condom:
"Ye hai hamara suraksha chakra!"
Nokia Condom:
"Connecting people!"
MRF Condom:
"Extra Rubber, Extra Mileage!"
Moov Condom:
"aaAh se Ahaa tak!"
Mirinda Condom:
"Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage!"
Godrej Hair Dye Condom:Kaato,kholo,lagao!
Sprite Condom:
"Bujhaye only Pyaas! Baki sab bakwaas!"
TataSky Condom:
"Isko laga daala,toh life Jhingalala...!"
Posted By :
Ashraf
Category :
Cool SMS
Rating :
Kis qadar zulm dhaya kertey ho
Yeh jo tum bhool jaya kerte ho
Kis ka ab haath rakh ke seene per
Dil ki dhadhkan sunaya kerte ho
Hum jahan chaye peene jate thay
Kia wahan ab bhi aaya kerte ho
Kon hai ab ke jis ke chehre per
Apni palkon ka saaya kerte ho
Kiun mere dil mai rakh nahee dete
Kis liye gham uthaya kerte ho
Phone per geet jo sunate thay
Ab wo kis ko sunaya kerte ho
Akhiri khat mai usney likha tha
Tum mujhe yaad aaya kerte ho
Posted By :
ra
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Hum unke husn me is kader kho jaate hai
Unko bataane me zamaane lag jaate hai
Ek vo hai jo palke uthaate hai
Aur ek hi najar me sab kuchh keh jaate hai.
Posted By :
m3
Category :
Angry SMS
Rating :
tugh say piar kia yaheee khata ki is jahan main
{{{tashi}}}
kia pata tha bewafai hi anjam e muhabbat hay
Posted By :
sayeed
Category :
Decent SMS
Rating :
hum k pyar itna dok had na rahe
magar aitbar bitna karna k shak na rahe
wafa itni karna k bewafai na ho
Aur dua bus itni karna ka kabhi
Posted By :
sohail
Category :
Decent SMS
Rating :
Who is
95% ideal
96% smart
97% kind
98% true
99% Talented
and
100% lovable
So,
Don’t lose WHOM U NEVER WANT TO LOSE
Posted By :
imran
Category :
Good Morning SMS
Rating :
O $alaam ji, ('.
O $alaam ji,
('.')
<) )> Subah ho gae ji,
lo fair,
'('.')'
*>--( )--<*
/ /
eni sari..
GØØD MORNING,,
Be happy & smile
.."Have a Nice Day "
Posted By :
Mavia
Category :
Islamic SMS
Rating :
Agar Zindagi ko hamesha Khushioun k Sath Guzaarna Chahtay ho to,
Ghumzada Logon k Ghum Suna karo Kabhi Dukhi Nahin Raho Gay…
“Hazrat Ali”
Posted By :
Hira
Category :
Jokes SMS
Rating :
Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon
Boy:Kyun?
Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi
2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.
Posted By :
Mohsin Raza
Category :
Islamic SMS
Rating :
Nikal parte hen her imthan pe maa ki dua lekar
=Ghambhir=
Kon thukra sakta he maa ki d uaon ko