Latest Short Messages Additions - Page 726
Posted By :
Shobi
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Son:papa 5+5 how much
Sardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata,
ja jake andarse caliculater la
Posted By :
lekan Ajibola
Category :
Other SMS
Rating :
A child who knows how to watch hand will dine with elder.
Posted By :
Mohsin
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
hum par jo guzri he kia tum sun pao gi?
nazuk sa dil rakhti ho rone lag jao gi
bohot dukh dia he takdir aur dunya ne
paas mere mat ana warna tot jao gi
Posted By :
Hayat
Category :
Sad SMS
Rating :
Jholi Failaake Maanga Tha Khuda Se Unhe,
Par Khuda Ne Meri Fariyaad Ko Suna Hi Nahi,
Jab Poochi Khuda Se Iski Wajah,
Khuda Ne Kaha, Kyun Chaahte HoUsey Jo Tere Liye Bana Hi Nahi..? . .
Posted By :
nime$# $@inI
Category :
Double Meaning SMS
Rating :
raat bhar wo aayi nahi hum hila hila kar so gaya
jo hum hila rahe woh pankha tha ..
aur jo nahi aayi vo bijli
sudhar jao kamino
har sms non veg nahiu hota
Posted By :
Nimesh saini
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
rajiv gandhi narak mai baitha achanak hanse laga ...!
indra gandhi - kyo hanse?
rajiv - sonia se shaddi maine ki aur bhugat
manmohan singh raha..
Posted By :
Nimesh saini
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Dad - beta teri bivi itni shaant kyo hai?
son - kuch nahi dad , usne maangi thi lipstik
aur maine de di fevi stick
bus
no chip chip
no chik chik
Posted By :
dil
Category :
Urdu Poetry SMS
Rating :
Dil ki hasti bikhar gayai hoti,
Aur rooh k zakham bhar gayai hotay,
Zindagi aap jaisay doston ki amanat hai,
Warna hum tou kab k mar gayai hotay
Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya hum nay.
Posted By :
arshad
Category :
Double Meaning SMS
Rating :
5 inch ka hai,
size normal hai,
mazboot hai,
ziyada mota bhi nahi,
2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain,
lena hai to bolo,
mera LG KG 195
full time masti non stop fun.
Posted By :
arshad
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
kya ap jante hain ap ki kitni hain
kya
kya
kya
kya
kya
tangain yar or kya.
b positive yar.