Latest Short Messages Additions - Page 731
Posted By :
Nimesh saini
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
rajiv gandhi narak mai baitha achanak hanse laga ...!
indra gandhi - kyo hanse?
rajiv - sonia se shaddi maine ki aur bhugat
manmohan singh raha..
Posted By :
Nimesh saini
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Dad - beta teri bivi itni shaant kyo hai?
son - kuch nahi dad , usne maangi thi lipstik
aur maine de di fevi stick
bus
no chip chip
no chik chik
Posted By :
dil
Category :
Urdu Poetry SMS
Rating :
Dil ki hasti bikhar gayai hoti,
Aur rooh k zakham bhar gayai hotay,
Zindagi aap jaisay doston ki amanat hai,
Warna hum tou kab k mar gayai hotay
Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya hum nay.
Posted By :
arshad
Category :
Double Meaning SMS
Rating :
5 inch ka hai,
size normal hai,
mazboot hai,
ziyada mota bhi nahi,
2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain,
lena hai to bolo,
mera LG KG 195
full time masti non stop fun.
Posted By :
arshad
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
kya ap jante hain ap ki kitni hain
kya
kya
kya
kya
kya
tangain yar or kya.
b positive yar.
Posted By :
danish jafi
Category :
Islamic SMS
Rating :
Matam ke sadaon se zmanay ko hila do
Dunya se har ek zulm k asaar mita do
Pygham e Hussein Ibn e Ali (a.s) sab ko suna do
Es daur k her shimar ko mitti main mila do
Phir qaom k chehray pe thakawat ke shikan hai
Phir Azm e Habib Ibn e Mazahir (r.a) ko sada do
Abbas k Parcham ko fizaon me utha kar
Har Qasar e Yazidi (L) k dar o baam gira do
Sadaat ke khemon ka dhuwan dekh rahay ho?
Olad e Abu Jehal (L) k ewaan jala do
Gar mumkin ho to ek raat sitaron ko bujha kar
Ashkon k ye moti sar e aflak saja do
Mohsin Gham e Shabbir (a.s) main kis wastay chup ho?
Mola k Azadar ho, Kohraam macha do…
Posted By :
kashif
Category :
Islamic SMS
Rating :
Never say...
" Oh Allah i hav problems..."
Always say...
" Oh problems i hav ALLAH"
Posted By :
S
Category :
Jokes SMS
Rating :
Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Santa Shouted: Oye pagal,pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega
Posted By :
Faiyaz
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Döon ka ladka exam dene gya
ghr aane par doon ne pucha beta kiska kiska jawab diya!
Beta:papa wo hum se lagatar 3 ghante tak hum se sawal puche hum kisi ka jawab nehi diya hum v to akhir doon ka beta hu na!
Posted By :
rohan
Category :
Urdu Poetry SMS
Rating :
aaj phir us se milney ko dil chahta hy
pas beth k bat karne ko dil chahta hy
itna haseen tha usky aansu pochney ka andaz
aaj phir ro deney ko dil chahta hy.