Latest Short Messages Additions - Page 730
Posted By :
nime$# $@inI
Category :
Double Meaning SMS
Rating :
raat bhar wo aayi nahi hum hila hila kar so gaya
jo hum hila rahe woh pankha tha ..
aur jo nahi aayi vo bijli
sudhar jao kamino
har sms non veg nahiu hota
Posted By :
Nimesh saini
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
rajiv gandhi narak mai baitha achanak hanse laga ...!
indra gandhi - kyo hanse?
rajiv - sonia se shaddi maine ki aur bhugat
manmohan singh raha..
Posted By :
Nimesh saini
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Dad - beta teri bivi itni shaant kyo hai?
son - kuch nahi dad , usne maangi thi lipstik
aur maine de di fevi stick
bus
no chip chip
no chik chik
Posted By :
dil
Category :
Urdu Poetry SMS
Rating :
Dil ki hasti bikhar gayai hoti,
Aur rooh k zakham bhar gayai hotay,
Zindagi aap jaisay doston ki amanat hai,
Warna hum tou kab k mar gayai hotay
Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya hum nay.
Posted By :
arshad
Category :
Double Meaning SMS
Rating :
5 inch ka hai,
size normal hai,
mazboot hai,
ziyada mota bhi nahi,
2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain,
lena hai to bolo,
mera LG KG 195
full time masti non stop fun.
Posted By :
arshad
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
kya ap jante hain ap ki kitni hain
kya
kya
kya
kya
kya
tangain yar or kya.
b positive yar.
Posted By :
danish jafi
Category :
Islamic SMS
Rating :
Matam ke sadaon se zmanay ko hila do
Dunya se har ek zulm k asaar mita do
Pygham e Hussein Ibn e Ali (a.s) sab ko suna do
Es daur k her shimar ko mitti main mila do
Phir qaom k chehray pe thakawat ke shikan hai
Phir Azm e Habib Ibn e Mazahir (r.a) ko sada do
Abbas k Parcham ko fizaon me utha kar
Har Qasar e Yazidi (L) k dar o baam gira do
Sadaat ke khemon ka dhuwan dekh rahay ho?
Olad e Abu Jehal (L) k ewaan jala do
Gar mumkin ho to ek raat sitaron ko bujha kar
Ashkon k ye moti sar e aflak saja do
Mohsin Gham e Shabbir (a.s) main kis wastay chup ho?
Mola k Azadar ho, Kohraam macha do…
Posted By :
kashif
Category :
Islamic SMS
Rating :
Never say...
" Oh Allah i hav problems..."
Always say...
" Oh problems i hav ALLAH"
Posted By :
S
Category :
Jokes SMS
Rating :
Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Santa Shouted: Oye pagal,pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega
Posted By :
Faiyaz
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Döon ka ladka exam dene gya
ghr aane par doon ne pucha beta kiska kiska jawab diya!
Beta:papa wo hum se lagatar 3 ghante tak hum se sawal puche hum kisi ka jawab nehi diya hum v to akhir doon ka beta hu na!