Latest Short Messages Additions - Page 737
Posted By :
kashif
Category :
Islamic SMS
Rating :
Never say...
" Oh Allah i hav problems..."
Always say...
" Oh problems i hav ALLAH"
Posted By :
S
Category :
Jokes SMS
Rating :
Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Santa Shouted: Oye pagal,pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega
Posted By :
Faiyaz
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Döon ka ladka exam dene gya
ghr aane par doon ne pucha beta kiska kiska jawab diya!
Beta:papa wo hum se lagatar 3 ghante tak hum se sawal puche hum kisi ka jawab nehi diya hum v to akhir doon ka beta hu na!
Posted By :
rohan
Category :
Urdu Poetry SMS
Rating :
aaj phir us se milney ko dil chahta hy
pas beth k bat karne ko dil chahta hy
itna haseen tha usky aansu pochney ka andaz
aaj phir ro deney ko dil chahta hy.
Posted By :
umair
Category :
Poems SMS
Rating :
mujh se bichro ge to badnaam ho jaoge ghazal
akal badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai translate english
mujhse bichro ge to badnam ho jaoge
mujhse bichro ge to badnaam ho jaoge
ghazal mujh se bichro ge to badnaam
mujhse bichro ge to badnaam
mujh se bichro gy toh badnaam ho jao gy poet name
mujh se bichro ge to badnaam ho jaoge ghazal poetry
mujh se bichro ge to badnaam ho jao g
mujh se bichro gae to badnaam
muj se bichro ge to baednaam ho jao g
mera haq ada kyun nahi karte ghazal
hum se bichro ge to badnaam ho jaoge
haq meri mohabbat ka ada ghazal
Ghazal mugh se bichro ge to bdnam ho jayo ge
chit sms
Ban gya gham se pathar
Posted By :
Chocolate boy
Category :
Love SMS
Rating :
sab kehte he k agar naseeb hoga mera,
To hum unhe zarur payenge,
Hum Sochte he k agar hum badnaseeb huye,
To unke bina kaise ji payenge ?:
Posted By :
murtaza
Category :
Wise Word SMS
Rating :
What is a kiss?
In view of
Geometry:
"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....
PHYSICS:
"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...
Posted By :
manish yadav
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Imagine, agar ye companies CONDOMS banaye to...
Pepsodent Condom:
"Raat bhar dishum dishum!..."
Colgate Condom:
"Ye hai hamara suraksha chakra!"
Nokia Condom:
"Connecting people!"
MRF Condom:
"Extra Rubber, Extra Mileage!"
Moov Condom:
"aaAh se Ahaa tak!"
Mirinda Condom:
"Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage!"
Godrej Hair Dye Condom:Kaato,kholo,lagao!
Sprite Condom:
"Bujhaye only Pyaas! Baki sab bakwaas!"
TataSky Condom:
"Isko laga daala,toh life Jhingalala...!"
Posted By :
Ashraf
Category :
Cool SMS
Rating :
Kis qadar zulm dhaya kertey ho
Yeh jo tum bhool jaya kerte ho
Kis ka ab haath rakh ke seene per
Dil ki dhadhkan sunaya kerte ho
Hum jahan chaye peene jate thay
Kia wahan ab bhi aaya kerte ho
Kon hai ab ke jis ke chehre per
Apni palkon ka saaya kerte ho
Kiun mere dil mai rakh nahee dete
Kis liye gham uthaya kerte ho
Phone per geet jo sunate thay
Ab wo kis ko sunaya kerte ho
Akhiri khat mai usney likha tha
Tum mujhe yaad aaya kerte ho
Posted By :
ra
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Hum unke husn me is kader kho jaate hai
Unko bataane me zamaane lag jaate hai
Ek vo hai jo palke uthaate hai
Aur ek hi najar me sab kuchh keh jaate hai.